If I were king:

1) Ban liberals and the attitude of, "I know what is best for you and accordingly, I will be making the decisions on what is right and what is wrong," will forever dissapear.

2) Do away with Al Gore as per 1).

3) Do away with Billary. Both of them.

4) Make welfare as difficult to get as a building permit

Plus about a million others I don't want to bore you with.

Greg Matty

 

I'd offer a bounty on every Amway/Amsoil carcass as well as those of right wing neo **** Jerry Falwell following Pat Robertson SUCK UPS.

 

Boy, Kilroy, you really got a hard-on for these guys. I'd take a valium if I were you.

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I'd stay on good terms with the Canucks, though (good beer and Cuban cigars are available there).

 

If I were king, huh?..........
Without a doubt, I would gather up all the little ankle biting ricer cars (import and domestic copycats alike) with the "bumble bee on steroids" exhaust note and 5 inch fart tips, and crush them like the annoying bugs that they are. If you are reading this and are offended because you have and love such a vehicle, I'm sorry..........sorry to say I'd crush yours too. Ain't ya glad I ain't the king?

 

They're everywhere. It like a plague of freakin' locusts around here. Now I know what the indians must have felt like when the white man came............

 

lol Selva, you must live around Bethel Rd, Land of the Rice Rocket. Those are some bad a*s Civics lol. Tho, I did see an older Toyota 4x4 all lifted with "Wild Rice" painted on the tail gate. Kind of funny.

MrScot

 

Mmmm. ricer car makes heart sad. ugh.

MrScot

 

I agree that the rice rockets are a plague. But as much as I hate the little bugs, I do get some joy out of them. Especially when they are sitting at the stoplight revving their engine thinking their cool. Then I show them what a V8 is and smoke'm. Its a good feeling.

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Oh the V8 is all fine and stuff, but it doesn't scare them. Alot of them you can get a good 1/3 of the hood under your truck bed when they're at a stand still. <cough> (looking around) not that I would know or anything! zoink!

MrScot

 

HAHAHAHA

 

OK, that's it! I was perfectly happy just reading everyone else's posts, thinking I had nothing to add, but I've had it.
IF I WERE KING. I'd take every one of these Political Correctness ***** and roughly shove them in the middle of the Pacific.
Some group of dimwits in England want to ban Musical Chairs (yes, you read that right) claiming that it promotes aggression and bullying. Have we all forgotten about Natural Selection?
Also, I'd get rid of every law that's meant to protect stupid people from themselves (like putting the word HOT on coffee cups, duh!). If stupid people were allowed to take themselves out of the gene pool by their own mistakes we'd have a stronger and smarter society.

... I feel better now.

 

I would most definately institute a rigorous exam for the sole purpose of licensing people the right to breed. Too many dumb people breeding at an alarming rate. They (as a couple) must pass critical parts in the exam such as Responsibility, Person Responsibility, Common Sense, and Civiility. A verbal exam will also be part of the licensing exam, and at which any point, the words or phrases are used: " Jerry Springer" usage of axe instead of ask, and the ever so popular cop out "Somebody should do something", they will be immediately rendered sterile so they can stop contaminating the gene pool.

MrScot