This one is pretty lame, but since there have been no jokes for awhile, here it is.

This old guy about 80 years old was out in a boat, fishing. He's drifting around, casting, and he hears this voice say "Pick me up! Hey, pick me up!" He looks around, there are no other boats, no one on the bank. So he shakes his head, and goes back to fishing.

Once again, he hears "Hey, please pick me up! Kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful girl!". He looks back and sees this frog on a lily pad. He moves the boat over picks up the frog and drops it in his pocket. Then the frog yells "Hey, kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful girl for you!". The old fisherman says " No thank you, I'd rather have a talking frog in my pocket."

Told you it was bad!

 

Pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel hooked to the front of his pants.

Bartender says, "Hey did you know you have a ships wheel hooked on front of yer trousers?"

"Aarrr ! says the Pirate, "It's driving me nuts!"

 

OK, I'll admit it, I laughed...

 

took me a couple secs to get that one..

 

For those who may have been in a motorcycle accident, the punchline should read...

"Arrr !" says the Pirate, "It's driving me nut."

 

Plus, both have to be Irish.

 

 

Are you telling us that there was more to the accident than a broken ankle and shoulder?

 

Raoul was actually testing a new HYBRID technology.



























If not for the backfire, he'd have made it through the first run problem free.

Synopsis: Unstable fuel.

 

Obviously that isn't me, I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those boots.

 

And to think how much respect I used to have for both the goat herder and the bird man...

TSC

 

Good thing you survived then.

 

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks him why are you wearing a paper towel on your head.
The pirate reply's " Arrrr... it's a bounty on my head"

 

only in poor taste!