What exactly does "gomer breath" smell like? Now if an individual takes a leak, doen't wash there hands and is then seen eating a sandwhich with those same hands, my question is how on Earth does that in any way effect you?

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Hey TColegrove, hope the thread didn't wander too far, I mean with pictures of the 'Lama' and all.

MRBBQMAN, yep that be the man! I remember that picture too. He was very excited when his team got a Safety during the Super Bowl.

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Naw - this thread couldn't wander far enough, no - really, please do wander.... (But you might note that I keep coming back to see if someone reacted to my own rant....)

Tom in Tacoma

 

i guess it's common knowledge, Gomers mouth has been places, it should not have been. So i'm going to go out on a limb (not gomers) and guess that eating without washing, bore the condition known as: "Gomer's Breath"

 

Well, you learn something everyday. I guess the only thing that would have saved me is your typical truck driver wouldn't have known that juicy tidbit.
I would just be pummeled for GP/SS.
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Howdy Raoul,

GrassHopper, I must correct your usage of the termology.

Ah it is you "The GoMER BreATH"

the use of the term in this mannor would NOT be Politically CoRRect, and is found to be offensive.


The Most GooDeST use of the term, as to not offend Da Reciever of said such term, would be as follows.

Ah it is you "GoMER BreATH."

This way the individual is not Isolated with "The" Title of GoMER BreATH......

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No problem with me, I enjoy a good rant.
I think wandering threads serve a purpose too. In a wandering thread I may accidently use a term that someone might search on.
Then, their choice of topics will include such gems as,

'Porta-Potties I have known and loved'

 

Vince was the first man on base to experience "Gomer-breath"

 

Mtknee asked for it. After Porta-Potties, how about a new thread on "TP, best ways and means". I could start by revealing my secret to a good shine.

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Could not resist this one!

An efficiency expert named Clyde was hired to review a resturants validity of employee suggestions. However, while sitting in the resturant he kept noticing one waiter named Earl.

Clyde motioned to Earl to come by his table. When Earl arrived Clyde noticed a spoon in the breast pocket of his wait coat.

Upon asking, Earl told Clyde the reason he carried the spoon. Earl said the resturant served a lot of soup and if a waiter dropped the spoon he would have to go all the way back to the kitchen to get another. He always carried an extra spoon to avoid the time lag of getting another.

Clyde told Earl that was a very smart thing to do. He then asked Earl if he had anymore shortcuts that were useful.

Earl pulled his wait coat up and pointed a string hanging out of the top of his zipper. Since by law we are required to wash our hands everytime we go to the bathroom, I tied a string on mine and use the string to pull myself out and that way I can save time by not having to wash my hands.

Clyde told him that was rather ingenious. Earl went on to wait on other tables.

Clyde thought about this for a while and motioned to Earl to return to his table.

He told Earl he had thought about this for a while and wanted to know how Earl put himself away after he used the bathroom.

Earl replied, "Oh, that's easy. I use my spoon."

So, careful when someone hands you a spoon!

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Wow, I never thought this site would wonder down this path!?!?!?!

Since we're here.....

What grosses me out are the people that do the "Mid-stream flush". You know, the flush of the urnal before ones done peeing. Doesn't anyone consider where the hand of the previous person who used the facility has been? It's just like touching another guys "jimmy". And that's soooooo foul!!! No "Mid-stream flushing" for me.

Oh ya, and about the times one doesn't wash the manos-- Sometimes it's better to leave with what you came in with!

 

What about those times you are at a gas station, its the middle of the night, and you have to go #2 really bad, and there is **** all over the seat? Sometimes you can't hold it. And they ran out of butt gaskets? Ohwell, I'm gonna go eat lunch.