What have you seen on the Road Dead???
Here is my list:
Squashed squirrels
Dead dogs
Dead cats
Dead rabbits
Dead birds
Smashed turtles
Dead Cow
Dead Deers
Dead Possum
Smashed Wood Chucks
And what have you seen???
Squashed squirrels
Dead dogs
Dead cats
Dead rabbits
Dead birds
Smashed turtles
Dead Cow
Dead Deers
Dead Possum
Smashed Wood Chucks
And what have you seen???
- dogs
- coyotes
- cats
- bobcats
- raccoons
- opossums
- turtles
- terrapins
- squirrels
- deer
- pronghorn antelope
- rabbits
- sheep
- cattle
- horses
- buzzards
- hawks (hit one once, like hitting a cinder block)
- armadillos
- frogs
- toads
- various lizards
- crows
- bobwhite quail
- mourning doves
- pigeons
The funniest thing I have ever seen was a house cat that was squashed as flat as a paper plate except its tail which was standing up as straight as a flag pole. My friend and I turned around just to get another laugh. I wish I had had a camera.
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Ran over a possum one time, looked in the rearview and saw it in the road with all four legs pointed straight up. I still bust a gut to this day every time I think about it.
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1997 XLT Reg. Cab, 4.2L V6, 5spd, Superchipped, K&N Air Filter, Lund Deflector, Dash Mat, MagnaFlow Muffler, Hellwig Rear Sway Bar, Edelbrock Shocks, Duraliner, Extang Saber Tonneau, Painted Tailgate Handle, Bell-Tech 2" Rear Drop, Amer. Rac. Atlas Wheels Clad in 275/60/17 Eagle GTII. Likes straightaways, loves twisties.
1996 Shovie Cavalier (Don't laugh, it can lay down 30' of posi-rubber if you dump the clutch just right!)
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1997 XLT Reg. Cab, 4.2L V6, 5spd, Superchipped, K&N Air Filter, Lund Deflector, Dash Mat, MagnaFlow Muffler, Hellwig Rear Sway Bar, Edelbrock Shocks, Duraliner, Extang Saber Tonneau, Painted Tailgate Handle, Bell-Tech 2" Rear Drop, Amer. Rac. Atlas Wheels Clad in 275/60/17 Eagle GTII. Likes straightaways, loves twisties.
1996 Shovie Cavalier (Don't laugh, it can lay down 30' of posi-rubber if you dump the clutch just right!)
2 people, 2 different occasions. Not kidding. Already in the bag though. Pretty sad, kind of freaks ya out and makes you want to stop driving.
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98' F-150, Off Road, Short Box, Blue, 4.6, K&N, Auto, Captain Chairs, Dual Exhaust
Alpine CD Player, (2) 10" Rockford Fosgate Subwoofers and a big ol' Arctic Cat
sticker on the rear sliding window!!!!! Soon to be chipped!!!
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98' F-150, Off Road, Short Box, Blue, 4.6, K&N, Auto, Captain Chairs, Dual Exhaust
Alpine CD Player, (2) 10" Rockford Fosgate Subwoofers and a big ol' Arctic Cat
sticker on the rear sliding window!!!!! Soon to be chipped!!!
A dozen or more people (from my Medevac days - German Autobahn mostly),
various animals, plants, shrubs, trees, 1999 Amazon Green non-chipped 4.6L F-150 (for Fast), GMCs, Shuvy's...nothing unusual....
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2000 F-150 XLT, 4x2, 5.4L Supercab, Styleside, Black with silver two-tone, 3.55, class III towing package with heavy duty cooling package, 4 wheel disk ABS, overhead console, sliding rear window, keyless entry, dark graphite interior, in dash CD, Pendaliner bedliner, K&N air filter, rubberized undercoating, cabin filtration system, Bugflector II, 5W-30 Mobil 1, engine build 10/4/99, **Superchip now installed..WOW!!!!**
various animals, plants, shrubs, trees, 1999 Amazon Green non-chipped 4.6L F-150 (for Fast), GMCs, Shuvy's...nothing unusual....
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2000 F-150 XLT, 4x2, 5.4L Supercab, Styleside, Black with silver two-tone, 3.55, class III towing package with heavy duty cooling package, 4 wheel disk ABS, overhead console, sliding rear window, keyless entry, dark graphite interior, in dash CD, Pendaliner bedliner, K&N air filter, rubberized undercoating, cabin filtration system, Bugflector II, 5W-30 Mobil 1, engine build 10/4/99, **Superchip now installed..WOW!!!!**
More people, deer, dogs, cats, possums, skunks, squirrels, frogs, birds, snakes, ducks, pea****s, horses, cows, buzzards, goats, coyotes, racoons, fish, chickens,than I can remember....
DAVE
One thing they all had in common, they all stink if not picked up quickly...
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1998 F-150, SC/Flairside,oxford white 4x2,4.6,auto,3.55s,nerf bars,cls 111 towing,bed liner w/mat,atlas polished wheels w/285/75 R/16 BFG A/Ts (black side out),all plastics guards/bug shields,air raid/k & n filter, superchipped, duals out the back corners, flow master 3 chamber, snug top lid, f-150 online sticker back window-honk if you see me!!! Fabtech 3 1/2 lift .coverking dash cover, Lumi Logo's (front and rear), clear front corner lenses, muth mirrors.
San Antonio
DWESSELS89@AOL.COM
DAVE
One thing they all had in common, they all stink if not picked up quickly...
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1998 F-150, SC/Flairside,oxford white 4x2,4.6,auto,3.55s,nerf bars,cls 111 towing,bed liner w/mat,atlas polished wheels w/285/75 R/16 BFG A/Ts (black side out),all plastics guards/bug shields,air raid/k & n filter, superchipped, duals out the back corners, flow master 3 chamber, snug top lid, f-150 online sticker back window-honk if you see me!!! Fabtech 3 1/2 lift .coverking dash cover, Lumi Logo's (front and rear), clear front corner lenses, muth mirrors.
San Antonio
DWESSELS89@AOL.COM
A buddy of mine ran over a skunk when driving a jeep CJ out on a ranch. Had the misfortune of the skunk getting wedged into the front supsension. Had to park 100 yards downwind from the house, and spent the whole next day cleaning up the mess.
I have seen many dead shovies in my area.
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97 F150 Lariat 4X4 Ext. Cab. 5.4, AT, Tow Pkg, bedliner, white/grey 2tone w/ grey leather, Fact. CD changer, Gibson Side Swept, K&N, Bosch Platinum +4's,Michelin LTX 265/70 16, S/D Triton V8 emblems, Both doors cracked, Piston slap quieted by Mobile One & Slick 50 Synthetic.
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97 F150 Lariat 4X4 Ext. Cab. 5.4, AT, Tow Pkg, bedliner, white/grey 2tone w/ grey leather, Fact. CD changer, Gibson Side Swept, K&N, Bosch Platinum +4's,Michelin LTX 265/70 16, S/D Triton V8 emblems, Both doors cracked, Piston slap quieted by Mobile One & Slick 50 Synthetic.


