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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 07:08 PM
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Guys (and Gals) I did a report in a comp Class last fall over Dumb laws. I got all my info off this site. What do you guys think?

Kansas Dumb Laws:

*Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
*Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
*No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
*The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
*If two trains shall meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

*All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
*No one may wear a bee in their hat.

*Musical car horns are banned

*It is against the law to leave your car motor running unattended. (this is a law from my hometown, and my dad got a warning for this, and several others have too.

*The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.

*At the intersection of Douglas and Broadway, a person in an automobile is required to get out of their vehicle, fire 3 shotgun rounds into the air, and the get back into their vehicle and proceed through the intersection.
*Any person who uses or carries concealed or unconcealed bean snappers or like, shall upon conviction be fined. -City ordinance 349 of Wichita, Kansas

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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 07:47 PM
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I think you should test out the law and whip out your shotgun at that intersection, fire your 3 shots and see what happens! I know I wouldn't have the ***** to try it but it would be funny to see somebody try!

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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 08:00 PM
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Woah, I must admit, they are kinda pointless. I dont think Michigan has any laws like this. Let me run to the lake and catch a fish with my bare hands and see if I end up in the slammer....
 
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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 08:32 PM
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Yep..I agree...useless ink on paper.

Many of these laws have been on the books for a hundred years or more around the country.

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Old Feb 29, 2000 | 11:17 PM
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I've heard that when cars were first invented it was the law (in England, I think) that a person must walk in front of the car waving warning flags.
 
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Old Mar 1, 2000 | 04:43 PM
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Michigans dumb laws:
  • A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
  • There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
  • It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
  • You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
  • Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
  • There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
  • Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
  • Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
  • It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
  • Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.
  • It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.
  • According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from "rooting" in the ground for their food.
  • No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
  • It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
  • All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.
    Smoking is illegal in the bed.
  • Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.

Oh, and in LA, its illegal to mount butterflys and if you do its a $500 fine.
 
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Old Mar 1, 2000 | 06:46 PM
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South Dakota's Dumb Laws:

"*No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
*It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
*Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
*If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them."

Here's a good one from Texas:
"When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone."
 
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