Cussing in Church
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Cussing in Church
A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to the
secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church. '
The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you.
What did you say?'
'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!'
'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church. '
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation.
The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the oldgeezer, 'Sir, what seems to be the problem here?'
'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to
join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. '
'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?
secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church. '
The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you.
What did you say?'
'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!'
'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church. '
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation.
The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the oldgeezer, 'Sir, what seems to be the problem here?'
'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to
join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. '
'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?
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From: Ben Wheeler,EAST TEXAS
A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to the
secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church. '
The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you.
What did you say?'
'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!'
'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church. '
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation.
The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the oldgeezer, 'Sir, what seems to be the problem here?'
'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to
join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. '
'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?
secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church. '
The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you.
What did you say?'
'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!'
'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church. '
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation.
The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to her office and the pastor asks the oldgeezer, 'Sir, what seems to be the problem here?'
'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to
join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. '
'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this bitch giving you a hard time?
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So I guess your gone.
It takes a while for the ban paperwork to go thru.
I"m sure that's all Blue is waiting on.
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Great joke.....Cracked me up.
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From: Ben Wheeler,EAST TEXAS
[QUOTE=efuehrin;3530738]Your only allowed to minorly cuss on this site after your a Senior Member.
So I guess your gone.
It takes a while for the ban paperwork to go thru.
I"m sure that's all Blue is waiting on.
Is this all a big joke because all i posted was
I mean how is that cussing??
So I guess your gone.
It takes a while for the ban paperwork to go thru.
I"m sure that's all Blue is waiting on.
Is this all a big joke because all i posted was
I mean how is that cussing??