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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are called condoms son.... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see." Replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in
health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up
a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday,
one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the dad answers,
"TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy; "Then who uses THESE?" he asks,
picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied,
"Those are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for March........"
They happen to walk by the condom display and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are called condoms son.... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see." Replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in
health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up
a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday,
one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the dad answers,
"TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy; "Then who uses THESE?" he asks,
picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied,
"Those are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for March........"
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Reminds me of the jelly bean theory of marriage.
During the first year of marriage you put a jelly bean in a jar every time you have sex. After the first year you remove a jelly bean from the jar after sex, but you will never empty the jar.
During the first year of marriage you put a jelly bean in a jar every time you have sex. After the first year you remove a jelly bean from the jar after sex, but you will never empty the jar.
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There are three kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F%$& YOU"
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F%$& YOU"