Woo Hoo! Time for Texas to Secede...

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Nov 5, 2008 | 12:33 AM

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Yeah, but Colorado went blue..... better move to a more sane place before making your offerings

Pretty please?

Nov 5, 2008 | 12:34 AM

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Colorado has really nice ski slops and some silver? We want to come too.

Nope, yall get excluded. Too many many women that do not shave their pits. That hippy nature mother earth chit don't fly in my New Republic. Unfortunately, you must move. Colorado is a BEAUTIFUL state...but there are too many dissidents.

Nov 5, 2008 | 12:39 AM

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Ok, so, in accordance with our state constitution, we can secede immediately if we so choose... is it possible to form a union of states so far away from each other? As much ribbing as we Alaskans give Texans for being such a small state, I think we can stand together on this one.

I'm REALLY glad that I have a place off the grid with thousands of rounds of ammunition and supplies for years in Alaska. I have a feeling I might need them soon,
GO WOLVERINES!!!!!!!

Alaska is MORE than welcome. My first act is to drill, drill, and drill some more. There will be zero unemployment in Alaska. No citizen there will pay taxes. We will tax the blue states by charging them $5.00 for a gallon of gas. This absurd gas charge enables me to not have to tax the Citizens of the great state of Alaska. Welcome.

Nov 5, 2008 | 12:41 AM

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if Texas seceded you can GUARANTEE the entire country of Mexico would be on them like white on rice to get it back. Re-remember the alamo?

Nov 5, 2008 | 12:41 AM

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Im so glad my Great State of Texas did not sell out.....The people of America do not have common sense, this **** baffles the mind....How could a man who is hiding his past be elected?

Nov 5, 2008 | 12:43 AM

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See ya.
Don't let the door hit ya on the way out.

We tell the same thing to Quebec everytime those cry-babies start their chit.

The Great State of Alaska will invade Canada. They shall lay waste to ALL liberal cities, and you will be forced to move to Massachusetts. Do not fret. Kennedy will take care of you and your children. Canada will be made into one big hunting lease. We shall pillage your trees so that hunters will not have to pay for their hunting licenses. Gay mounty hats will be abolished.

Nov 5, 2008 | 12:46 AM

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Im so glad my Great State of Texas did not sell out.....The people of America do not have common sense, this **** baffles the mind....How could a man who is hiding his past be elected?

Obviously it beyond your level of comprehension.

Nov 5, 2008 | 12:47 AM

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Com' on Shines!

My girl shaves her pits.

Nov 5, 2008 | 12:47 AM

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if Texas seceded you can GUARANTEE the entire country of Mexico would be on them like white on rice to get it back. Re-remember the alamo?

Your are incorrect sir. All Mexicans unwilling to work, shall be deported to California. California will see the light and welcome them with open arms. Uh wait, is that not what they already do?

Mexico will fear The United States of Texan Conglomerates! They shall not rise against us.

Nov 5, 2008 | 12:48 AM

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Com' on Shines!

My girl shaves her pits.

Ok, you can bring her.

But everyone else stays put.

Nov 5, 2008 | 12:48 AM

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. Gay mounty hats will be abolished.

come on.... WE all know you want one..

Nov 5, 2008 | 12:48 AM

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Com' on Shines!

My girl shaves her pits.

Send pics, and I will reconsider the request.

Nov 5, 2008 | 12:50 AM

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Obviously it beyond your level of comprehension.

Do please explain to me so I may be as enlightened with your high level of comprehension and wisdom....

Nov 5, 2008 | 12:51 AM

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Obviously it beyond your level of comprehension.

Tuff4rd has spoken...All Texan Mexicans that are unwilling to work shall live with you (Alomar), in a one bedroom. I called Pelosi, she is certain that you are the man for the job.