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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 08:11 AM
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Exclamation Medical Alert!!!!!!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolatin g Neutralizer Extract (WINE ) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER ).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life...
 
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 08:54 AM
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very good advice
 
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 09:21 AM
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repost....but still get a kick out of it.
 
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 04:06 PM
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That is going up on my office door on Monday.
 
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