What dad does for a living
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What dad does for a living
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up......salesman, mechanic, business man, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being unusually quiet. When the teacher prodded him about his father's profession he replied, "my father is an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret. He takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. He doesn't get home until very late at night.
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "is this really true about your father?"
"No," he said, "actually my dad works for the Democratic National Committee, and he is helping to get Obama elected as the next president. I was just too embarrassed to say that in front of everyone."
All the typical answers came up......salesman, mechanic, business man, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being unusually quiet. When the teacher prodded him about his father's profession he replied, "my father is an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret. He takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. He doesn't get home until very late at night.
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "is this really true about your father?"
"No," he said, "actually my dad works for the Democratic National Committee, and he is helping to get Obama elected as the next president. I was just too embarrassed to say that in front of everyone."
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