The meaning of "Change"

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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 05:55 PM
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The meaning of "Change"

The meaning of "Change" in politics.

The buzzword of this election is "Change".

Candidates toss it around without saying what they want to change to.

Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines and told the "Gunny" that the men smelled bad. The lieutenant suggested that they change their underwear.

The "Gunny" responded, "Aye, Aye, Sir. I'll see to it immediately." He went into the tent and said, "The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and he wants you to change your underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowskie, Brown, you change with Schultz..... Change, now, get on with it!"

The moral of the story:

A candidate may promise change in Washington , but the stink will remain.
 
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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 07:55 PM
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Thanks for the definition.

I've asked that one before and never got an answer.
 
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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 08:48 PM
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We'll all need to change our underwear if Obama is elected.
 
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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 10:42 PM
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We'll all need to change our underwear if Obama is elected.
We won't be able to afford underware if obama is elected... we will all be going commando.
 
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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 11:50 PM
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under obama mama if we buy a three pack of undies we must give two pair to those less fortunate than we are, plus instead of haines 3 for $5.00, or fruit of the loom 3 for $3.50, all three packs of underwear will be priced at $4.25 so that all underwear has a even playing field and, if you gain skid marks you will be taxed accordingly and pay your fair share in what will be called the capitol skidmark gains tax.


yeah CHANGE !
 
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Old Jul 21, 2008 | 11:55 PM
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under obama mama if we buy a three pack of undies we must give two pair to those less fortunate than we are...
Hold on a minute, you are talking about boxers, right? You can keep those whitey tighties. There better be a law for me having a say about what kind you buy.
 
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Old Jul 22, 2008 | 01:01 AM
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Hold on a minute, you are talking about boxers, right? You can keep those whitey tighties. There better be a law for me having a say about what kind you buy.
again we need a even playing field so all underwear will be the new energy efficient hybrid half boxer half brief and some g-string thrown in for the extra efficiency and they will be the only underwear available
 
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Old Jul 22, 2008 | 01:06 AM
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The hybrid half-boxer is ok but, not the g-string.
I've already got g-strings out the ying-yang.
 
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Old Jul 22, 2008 | 01:28 AM
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Lets see, Bigman, Stealth, Chris, Raoul, PO, Tumba... WTF? Where is Referee?...




Thanks for making me giggle...
 
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Old Jul 22, 2008 | 02:15 AM
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The hybrid half-boxer is ok but, not the g-string.
I've already got g-strings out the ying-yang.
WTH are you all talking about? If Obama gets elected we'll all need underwear that holds maxi pads with all the hemorrhaging we'll be doing.
 
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