An Indian walks into a café with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:



"Want coffee."





The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
Then he gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks down the coffee in one gulp and
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere.
Then he just walks out of the café.





The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand and is pulling
Another male buffalo with the other hand.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter,



"Want coffee."





The waiter says, 'Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
What was that all about, anyway?'




The Indian smiles and says proudly,



"Training for position in United States Congress—
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
Leave mess for others to clean up,
Disappear for rest of day."

Must be practicin' to be a Democrat.

 

 

I like it.