Using my brain to get back at people usually just made them want to fight more. lol Back in the 80's, it wasn't that big of a deal. We'd take it out somewhere private, and settle things. At 6'2 200, and also an athlete, it was usually guys much bigger that invited me out for a whoopin'. Sometimes I even got one. Calling the cops and crying about it wasn't an option we ever considered. Too bad things have changed. I probably would have ended up shot or cut if I had went to school these days. Unless it was out in the country somewhere. There's a lot more to worry about now for kids.

 

Things are mostly still like that at my highschool, although it is changing. We would usually settle things at this one field just outside of town. There would usually be a posse with whoever was fighting to make sure things didnt get out of control or become unfair. One of the worst beating i gave out was when some punk b1tch (who wasnt in the fight) kicked my buddy in the face when he was on all fours. I lost control and made him make a trip to the hospital, but thankfully, he took his lesson and ran, and the cops werent called.

I also wasnt stupid. I almost never started stuff, and i was smart about who i got revenge on. I wouldn't mess with people who would most likely call the cops. I also wouldn't mess with the guys who though they were more of a BA than they really were, who would probly bring a gun or knife. With these people, I would just laugh and make fun of them when they tried to **** me off.

 

Packing peanuts and a couple rolls of saran wrap go a long way. It's easier if the car has a sunroof. Fill the **** up and shut the lid and then go to town with the saran wap making it impossible to open the doors.

Another good one is tossing a couple pennies or rocks in the hubcaps, that makes just enough noise to wonder WTF is going on. A large ziptie around the driveshaft will also work.

The best 2 I've done personally were
1: Trimmed the junk and rolled a jilly out of the hairs and a friend unknowingly sparked it up on video.
2: At a party I had a bottle of Captain and a 1 litre of Coke for a chaser. I saw a kid I wasn't to fond of and dumped out half the Coke and refilled it with some Soy sauce I found in the fridge. Let's just say there was some projectile vomitting going on.

 

I was over at some friends' house, while in HS. One brother, who weighed about 250 pounds at 5'10, was asleep on the couch. The other, who was about 110 soaking wet, decided he was going to get a hotdog weiner, and wiggle it around inside the sleeper's mouth. Of course, when his brother woke up, he was standing over him with his junk hanging out. The weiner had been thrown across the room...



He held his own for about 5 seconds.

 

Just did that to a co-worker on Tues.! He's been drivin around for 3 days now in his shiny new Tundra with a "Gay & Proud" complete w/rainbow triangle sticker on the rear bumper...

 

How does somebody not notice that on a brand new vehicle?




A guy at my last job had those letters on the rear window of his pickup that spells out "I love my wife." Another guy put the same letters on his rear window, and tries to park next to him everyday. His said "Who hasn't?" I don't think he's noticed in over a year.

 

a guy at my HS got oreos stuck all over his truck

 

Cause he always backs into his parking spot at the shop!

 

You can buy this whistle thing that goes up someone's tailpipe, if its small enough, and every time they get on the gas it makes this really high pitched noise.

Just recently a buddy who wouldn't stop drunk dialing me at night, I put his car up on craigslist. I listed it cheap, in the ft. lauderdale area and said it was a broke college student who needed money. He got 25 calls in just his first class. He never drunk dialed me again.

You can also if a person has a rear wheel drive vehicle put a cable tie around it and let it slap something that isn't going to hurt nothing.

 

http://holylemon.com/Saran-Prank--v1376.html

Not mine but funny

 

Let's see you cry like a little bitch if someone did it to you.

 

in hs one of the football players spiked the tires on my t-bird


so me and a buddy of mine took the engine out of his vw bug at lunch and I drove around with it in the trunk for a week and then left it in the middle of the football field at night

jocks should never mess with a gearheads ride

 

I already have a 3" scratch on it, I'll just sand it down and repaint it like I did my bumper.

 

so youre just going to sand and try to repaint a random part of the f150?

 

Coming from the guy who drives a glorified Datsun!