U might like this one-- This Marine calls a spade a shovel -- for sure
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> Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the NPR radio the other
> day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns
> and children.
> Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!!
>
> This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of
> National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US
> Marine
> Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting
> his military installation.
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>
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> FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach
> these young boys when they visit your base?
>
> GENERAL REINWALD: We're goin g to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
> shooting.
>
> FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible isn't it?
>
> GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
> rifle range.
>
> FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
> activity to be teaching children?
>
> GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
> discipline before they even touch a firearm.
>
> FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
>
> GENERAL REINWALD: Well Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but
> you'r e not one, are you?
>
> The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!
>
> AMERICA , THE HOME OF THE FREE BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!!
>

 

hell im not a Marine, you do not have to be to see the sheer, simple, beautiful, logic behind the last statement from General Rinewald. that was by far the best thing I have heard in a very long time

 

Im a Marine, regardless that is awesome!!

 

that was a good one

 

False, but still funny