only time I've ever been bit was when I was rough housing with one. My buddy has a 150lb+ English Mastiff. She's a sweetheart, but I was playing around with her and got her on her back and pinned her forearms behind her head, she went ape sh**! I ended up getting a couple teeth marks in both arms and a nice 6" open claw mark down my forearm. but it was all in good fun.

 

You know what now that you mention it I have been bit by on of these sexist dogs! I was dating a chick with one of those little prissy dogs. Me and the dog are cool until she comes around. He gets between us and bites me if I try to touch her. Well anyways we were hitting it one night and the dog jumped on the bed on the darkness snuck up and bit my face right in mid stroke. She pushed him off the bed and we continued.

I wake up the next day and the lil weezel has somehow pushed himself between us and must have been biting me if I put me arm around her during the night because I had all these red marks on my arm. The guy only weighs on at 5 lbs or so so the bites didnt really hurt, just annoying

 

when dogs do this it makes me want to kick their *** and show them whos boss. I really wanted to beat the crap out of this dog yesterday but I was polite and nice because of the owner. If this happened out on the street or somewhere like that this dog would have been limping away and whining like the bitch that it is.

 

friend of mines new dog

 

Hey is that your ex? I thought we banned you from seeing her!

 

umm......no.....maybe.....

but thats her room mates dog

 

 

so what did you do, kill him? give him a steak?

 

Let the dog hump your leg...

 

Possibly the ugliest dog that I have ever seen, now below, is a huntin'/family dog.

 

why are you making that poor dog hunt families

 

it is the ugliest dog ever

 

Being in the south, would you crawl on the ground with a steak in your pocket? The fire ants would be your new best friend!

 

harleyrider: where on the east coast do you work? I am assuming your DEA?

 

SC, nope, just a regular PO, out in a large county. We have mutual aid agreements with most other dept.'s and counties, so we all trade around helping each other out with tactical operations. Drugs are rampant and there is never a dull moment.