I make a wish, you grant it and then destroy it, and make one of your own.

Example....
ME: I wish I was able to fly
YOU: Granted, but you fly into a train and die. I wish I could...

So, you grant the wish, then destroy it.
Then the next person to post repeats the process.

I wish I had a supercharger...

- NCSU

 

Granted, but you drive so much now that you don't have any money for gas or food, the bank took your house, your wife / gf left you for your best friend, and your dog is now homosexual

I wish...

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala... (I'd keep going but you get the point)

 

granted, the rabbit hit you with his bat making you shorter and then he stole your girl and drove away in the impala?

i wish i had a truck on 48s that got 100mpg.

 

you become skee lo but your 2 albums and third album which is really just your first album but with a couple new songs makes you realize you are just another one hit wonder rapper from riverside california

i wish i would win 100 million dollars

 

You win your 100 million.


But on the way to the bank you get hit by a dump truck and die.




I wish I was retired.

 

You retire, but run out of money to mod your F-150


I wish i got better gas mileage, an my girlfriend was into other chicks

 

You gf gets her a butch friend and they steal your f 150 and drive away laughing at all the money you spent to make it get better MPG's.



I wish I had a nice boat.

 

granted, then your pcm takes over and you get 1 mpg and then your gf leaves you to be with only girls.

again, i wish i had a truck on 48s that got 100 mpg

 

You get your truck on 48's.



Then you turn gay and trade it for a Prius.

 

You get your nice boat, but my bi-girlfriend tows it away with my better gas mileage F-150


I wish i got my news paper this morning

 

You got your paper.




And you read own obituary.

 

Dident see that one commin'

 

I wish Paris Hilton would be suffocated by a river of molasses in a freak accident while visiting the Mrs. Butterworth plant.

 

I wish the same, but lindsey lohan is with her when it happens

 

granted, but it turns out they escape and take you shopping


I wish i could get into racing stock cars