Granted but on your way to your debut race you wreck into a wall in your F150, dying.

I wish I had a slurpee machine ...

 

Granted on your slurpee machine, but you kept it in your garage. It overheated and exploded sugary excrement all over your car while you were on a 2 week cruise.

I wish I was on a 2 week cruise.

 

Granted, Then while on the two week cruise you hit an iceberg and everybody dies and you let go of Jacks hand even though you say you will never let go. Then you die.


I wish I had a 6inch suspension lift and 35 inch tires.

 

Granted, you go on your cruise but it's the maiden voyage of the Titanic.

I wish I had a slurpee machine in my house.

Edit: Whoa ...

 

GRANTED: Unfortunately your corporate sponsors are Ex-Lax, Depends, Enzyte and LEVITRA and you never learn how to make left turns.

So you'll go down in the history books as the driver with *****y diapers, a wee *****, who can't ever get it up and never finishes.



I wish that I would have completed flight school.

 

You complete flight school, but you pull an Amelia Earhart and disappear on your maiden voyage.


I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

 

And you get fired...

On your day off.

I wish I had a GT500 with a 3.4 whipple under the stock hood!

 

You get your GT500 with a 3.4 whipple under the stock hood...but lose your eyesight in a freak masturbation accident and can no longer drive.



I wish my ***** was smaller

 

you wish comes true, your ***** gets smaller..

but then

its small....

i wish i had a i-max theater in my home, with a ps3 connected to it..

 

Thats the best wish you can think of? Well ok, you get it, but the Valley gets sold back to Mexico, and the government seizes your home and uses it as a Cartel detention center.


I wish Cheeto's were good for me.

 

Just wanted to let the OP know that I love this game So far, I have seen some very creative responses...and laughed my *** off. Its hard to get pissed when ya get burned, cuz ya KNOW its coming

 

granted, a recent study shows that Cheeto's lower your cholesterhol (sp??) and can speed up a weaking metabolism...however your face breaks out like that of a 15 yr old teenage boy going through puberty

I wish someone would call Overhaulin' for my F250

 

wish granted, someone called overhaulin', but foose laughed and hanged up.

i wish gas was $1 a gallon.

 

ok gas is a dollar a gallon but your a semi retarded illeagal immagrant makin roughly 12 cents a day



i wish i didnt have to get off the couch to fix me another drink

 

ahh how did you know???