The officer probably had a F-150 and bought a edge and had so many problems with it he hates all tuners and gauge monitors now

I kid, I kid.

 

I actually had a local LEO stop me the other day to shoot the **** with me. At first I was like great what's this about. Than he came up to my window and said don't worry I'm not going to write you a ticket, I wanted to talk to you about your car. I just busted out laughing.

That's very possible.

 

Ha... That's awesome. I pulled up to the gas station this morning to grab a bottle of water... Two cops were sitting inside drinking coffee. They eyeballed my truck as soon as I pulled up... No front plate, window tint too dark, etc. Good thing I was in Illinois (truck is registered in MO). Then they were laughing at people walking by their car... It was a Dodge Magnum with a German Shepard hiding in the back seat. He'd bark LOUD at anyone who'd walk by the car.

 

a fellow vmax rider and state trooper says to deny everything and demand proof! That is great as he pulls the front end off the ground intown then brings it down and puts it between the two of us with yellow max's.....right in front of a cop none the less.....i never let him live it down. the cop never even bothered....i just laughed. in case you don't know what the max is...i'll use my sig.....

 

Zaairman it was pretty funny. The cop had a 2005 Mustang and wanted to know where to buy stuff for "our" cars. Also liked my exhaust, when I told him it just didn't have mufflers he smiled and said "Hmm". Haha!

VMAXs are pretty badass.

 

WOW 8 over that sucks! That want even go on insurance will it?

 

Any moving violation goes on your ticket, it could of been for one over.

 

If you think the majority of Texas Police Officers are concerned about keeping the earth green think again buddy.

 

Well. If they ask you why you were speeding, just say, "im about to ***** my pants" and most of the time they will let you go.

Or if you want to spend more time socializing, maybe a nice looking lady officer, just say, "I'm really sorry, I have had way to much to drink, so I am trying my best to hurry and get off the roads."

 

I pulled over a lady, 80 in a 50, she used the excuse that she had to pee really bad. I asked her where she had come from and she told me off the main freeway and we were about 3 miles off the freeway on an off road now. I advised her that she had passed about 6 gas stations and several restaurants she could have stopped to used the restroom at. I went back to my car and wrote the ticket for the whole 80 mph and come back. As soon as I approach her she tells me she wet her pants and I look and sure enough, she pissed herself. It's kinda starting to smell now so I tell her about the court date and to sign yada yada yada, she signs and gets all pissed off saying how she peed her pants and starts yelling at me about what an *** I am for writing her a ticket after she peed her pants. I told her again that she had passed at least 6 places to stop and use the restroom based on where she had told me she came from. I leave and watch her get out of her car and go into the convenience store she pulled over in and go to the ladies bathroom.

Does that make me an ***?

 

That depends, did you make your quota?

 

I was 2 away from the plasma t.v.

 

I was ridin with a large group of bikes (mostly Harleys with drag pipes, and some customs) when we got pulled over going through a small town. I was sure they were gonna start handing out tickets, when they asked us all to dismount and gather in one spot. It turned out the cop just wanted to get his picture taken with us for their newspaper. Good cop. He gets doughnut.

 

8 over?!!! Guess he was trying to meet his quota. That's fk'd up, dude. - Og