Picnic table sex....
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Picnic table sex....
No Picnic: Man Charged With Screwing a Patio Table - Asylum | For All Mankind
http://www.asylum.com/2008/03/31/no-...a-patio-table/
http://www.asylum.com/2008/03/31/no-...a-patio-table/
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Originally Posted by scott1981
People are screwed up. Reminds me of a "Insert" I ran across once online that allows you to have set with your exhaust pipe. Who knew looking for flowmaster review's could be so dangerous
HA! I knew a guy in High School that got drunk at our graduation party and had carnal knowlege with a BMW in the country club parking lot. Can you imagine having to spend the night in jail, then go in front of a judge for that? He went on to become an MP in the Army, and then a VA SHP officer.
His last name was Sword. Can you imagine the crap he went through after that?
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This quote from the article is priceless!
In addition to public outrage, we imagine there's considerable jealousy among Price's other lawn furniture. While barbecues and lawn chairs don't have many places for good loving (unless you're big enough for that drink holder), we're sure that plastic gnome hiding in the hedges is wondering why he wasn't chosen. The garden hose, however, is probably pretty relieved.