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Old 04-06-2008, 09:17 AM
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Picnic table sex....

No Picnic: Man Charged With Screwing a Patio Table - Asylum | For All Mankind
http://www.asylum.com/2008/03/31/no-...a-patio-table/

 
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Old 04-06-2008, 09:53 AM
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People are screwed up. Reminds me of a "Insert" I ran across once online that allows you to have set with your exhaust pipe. Who knew looking for flowmaster review's could be so dangerous
 
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Old 04-06-2008, 09:57 AM
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Maybe we should change this to a "Caption This" thread...
I said spin the bottle, not spin the table.....
 
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Old 04-06-2008, 10:03 AM
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Thats sick
 
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Old 04-06-2008, 11:05 AM
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The thread title kind of worried me for a minute...

The local (and nationally syndicated) morning radio talk shows have been having a hay-day with this story as of late. I believe that the guy had some 'issues'...
 
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Old 04-06-2008, 11:38 AM
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A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do
 
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Old 04-06-2008, 11:48 AM
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I believe that the guy had some 'issues'...
What gave it away? I'm just kidding RP
 
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im confused...why a picnic table?? im sure there a plenty of local bars in his area, filled with willing women around 2am
 
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Old 04-06-2008, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by BLACKOUT-FX4
im confused...why a picnic table?? im sure there a plenty of local bars in his area, filled with willing women around 2am
hes married with kids
 
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...we're sure that plastic gnome hiding in the hedges is wondering why he wasn't chosen. The garden hose, however, is probably pretty relieved. ...
hahaahaha
 
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Old 04-06-2008, 01:25 PM
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People are screwed up. Reminds me of a "Insert" I ran across once online that allows you to have set with your exhaust pipe. Who knew looking for flowmaster review's could be so dangerous

HA! I knew a guy in High School that got drunk at our graduation party and had carnal knowlege with a BMW in the country club parking lot. Can you imagine having to spend the night in jail, then go in front of a judge for that? He went on to become an MP in the Army, and then a VA SHP officer.

His last name was Sword. Can you imagine the crap he went through after that?
 
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Old 04-06-2008, 01:27 PM
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Wow, talk about being hard up.
 
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That picnic table is HOT!
 
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This quote from the article is priceless!
In addition to public outrage, we imagine there's considerable jealousy among Price's other lawn furniture. While barbecues and lawn chairs don't have many places for good loving (unless you're big enough for that drink holder), we're sure that plastic gnome hiding in the hedges is wondering why he wasn't chosen. The garden hose, however, is probably pretty relieved.
 


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