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Originally Posted by cdnance
THE ULTIMATE PARTY PICK UP!!!
so you are the guy talking to the girl. start talking to her normally, then start acting sad, enough that she will ask if you are ok. when she asks, say you are kinda embarresed, and take her to a different room to talk about it. once there explain to her that you are very insecure about the size of your manhood. continue this for a couple minutes. she will say "oh im sure its not that small" and stuff like that. finally act super shy and ask her for her honest opinion. she will act embarresed but will probably comply if you play it right. after you whip it out explain that you have to have it worked up so she can see. she will give a helping hand... literally.
finally she will say that it isnt small at all, to which you reply..."give it up ****" (they love that) then just add another notch on the bedpost.
works every time!
so you are the guy talking to the girl. start talking to her normally, then start acting sad, enough that she will ask if you are ok. when she asks, say you are kinda embarresed, and take her to a different room to talk about it. once there explain to her that you are very insecure about the size of your manhood. continue this for a couple minutes. she will say "oh im sure its not that small" and stuff like that. finally act super shy and ask her for her honest opinion. she will act embarresed but will probably comply if you play it right. after you whip it out explain that you have to have it worked up so she can see. she will give a helping hand... literally.
finally she will say that it isnt small at all, to which you reply..."give it up ****" (they love that) then just add another notch on the bedpost.
works every time!
Give it up ****!
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If you get a g-friend now. Then start hitting night clubs. Your going to wish you were single. You are going to see all the single woman. Taking shirts off
Talking to you etc. Then they will want to take you home. But you can't you have a g-friend, you just missed all the excitement. Its like buying a new truck. You go to a truck dealership and you buy first model you see. Its not what you really want because its a Chevy. You say Its OK headlights are saggy and rear end can use some work but you buy it anyway. because you have no patience to look around. So a week later goes buy new models come out. Nice headlights and rear end and its a FORD. You just regretted buying that Chevy and now your stuck with it. Moral of the story BE PATIENT.
Talking to you etc. Then they will want to take you home. But you can't you have a g-friend, you just missed all the excitement. Its like buying a new truck. You go to a truck dealership and you buy first model you see. Its not what you really want because its a Chevy. You say Its OK headlights are saggy and rear end can use some work but you buy it anyway. because you have no patience to look around. So a week later goes buy new models come out. Nice headlights and rear end and its a FORD. You just regretted buying that Chevy and now your stuck with it. Moral of the story BE PATIENT.
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Allright, I have to step in and give my two cents. I have pulled my share of of split tail. The numbers could have been astounding, but I was a dumbass...
The Ladder Theory, is true, and how girls see guys. I remember this chick named "Crystal" when I was going to Texas Tech. No, she was not a stripper, but she had an *** like a twelve year old boyscout...She was gorgeous and tight with perfect C cups. Seriously, this girl could have posed nude for various mags. Anywho, Crystal and I had made out several times, and dry humped on numerous occasions. Where I screwed up, was when she was sick...I rode my mountain bike ten miles, and bought her flowers. To make this story short, I started to do goofy lovey dovey crap. This alone sealed my fate. I never got to see the inside of Crystal...
But lets take a look at what happened with "Elizabeth". She eventually did strip. Anywho, I asked her out, and she accepted. Where I was successful with her was that I had to cancel our first 3 dates. Seriously! Something was always coming up, and I had to cancel. This was by total accident. By the time I actually took her out, she was in love with me. Literally, the threw herself at me. Why? Because I treated her like crap, and bought her an expensive meal. Pay attention here, this part is very important. Because I was not a schmuck, and NEVER got lovey dovey with her, she ate it up. I am not going to post some of the mean things that I did or said to her, but I will tell ya this one. One night after blah blahing, she tells me that she is falling for me. I replied "thank you", and she just had this blank look of incredulity. This really was my response, I think I saw it on tv somewhere, and thought it sounded cool.Another time, she asked if I thought we were just "F" buddies. I responded by asking if that was such a bad thing.
What did I learn? Treat girls bad, and they will eat the peanuts...
How did I land my wife? Any girl that lets you treat them badly has daddy issues, and they are not the marrying type. Well, maybe they are, but don't end up with them. Back to how I landed my wife.... I quit drinking, which made me a more pleasant person, and started going to church to find a girl without daddy issues.
My point...You are too young to get serious. Look for the girls with daddy issues, and treat them poorly. They will love you. If you are nice to them, they will use you to wipe their feet. Wait till you are in your late twenties to get serious, and then find a girl who loves her some Jesus, and does NOT have daddy issues.
Hope this helps, I am off to play with my 16 month old daughter...I do this so she will not have daddy issues later in life, and get treated like a *****. Best of luck, from a Red Raider.
The Ladder Theory, is true, and how girls see guys. I remember this chick named "Crystal" when I was going to Texas Tech. No, she was not a stripper, but she had an *** like a twelve year old boyscout...She was gorgeous and tight with perfect C cups. Seriously, this girl could have posed nude for various mags. Anywho, Crystal and I had made out several times, and dry humped on numerous occasions. Where I screwed up, was when she was sick...I rode my mountain bike ten miles, and bought her flowers. To make this story short, I started to do goofy lovey dovey crap. This alone sealed my fate. I never got to see the inside of Crystal...
But lets take a look at what happened with "Elizabeth". She eventually did strip. Anywho, I asked her out, and she accepted. Where I was successful with her was that I had to cancel our first 3 dates. Seriously! Something was always coming up, and I had to cancel. This was by total accident. By the time I actually took her out, she was in love with me. Literally, the threw herself at me. Why? Because I treated her like crap, and bought her an expensive meal. Pay attention here, this part is very important. Because I was not a schmuck, and NEVER got lovey dovey with her, she ate it up. I am not going to post some of the mean things that I did or said to her, but I will tell ya this one. One night after blah blahing, she tells me that she is falling for me. I replied "thank you", and she just had this blank look of incredulity. This really was my response, I think I saw it on tv somewhere, and thought it sounded cool.Another time, she asked if I thought we were just "F" buddies. I responded by asking if that was such a bad thing.
What did I learn? Treat girls bad, and they will eat the peanuts...
How did I land my wife? Any girl that lets you treat them badly has daddy issues, and they are not the marrying type. Well, maybe they are, but don't end up with them. Back to how I landed my wife.... I quit drinking, which made me a more pleasant person, and started going to church to find a girl without daddy issues.
My point...You are too young to get serious. Look for the girls with daddy issues, and treat them poorly. They will love you. If you are nice to them, they will use you to wipe their feet. Wait till you are in your late twenties to get serious, and then find a girl who loves her some Jesus, and does NOT have daddy issues.
Hope this helps, I am off to play with my 16 month old daughter...I do this so she will not have daddy issues later in life, and get treated like a *****. Best of luck, from a Red Raider.
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Originally Posted by Shinesintx
Allright, I have to step in and give my two cents. I have pulled my share of of split tail. The numbers could have been astounding, but I was a dumbass...
The Ladder Theory, is true, and how girls see guys. I remember this chick named "Crystal" when I was going to Texas Tech. No, she was not a stripper, but she had an *** like a twelve year old boyscout...She was gorgeous and tight with perfect C cups. Seriously, this girl could have posed nude for various mags. Anywho, Crystal and I had made out several times, and dry humped on numerous occasions. Where I screwed up, was when she was sick...I rode my mountain bike ten miles, and bought her flowers. To make this story short, I started to do goofy lovey dovey crap. This alone sealed my fate. I never got to see the inside of Crystal...
But lets take a look at what happened with "Elizabeth". She eventually did strip. Anywho, I asked her out, and she accepted. Where I was successful with her was that I had to cancel our first 3 dates. Seriously! Something was always coming up, and I had to cancel. This was by total accident. By the time I actually took her out, she was in love with me. Literally, the threw herself at me. Why? Because I treated her like crap, and bought her an expensive meal. Pay attention here, this part is very important. Because I was not a schmuck, and NEVER got lovey dovey with her, she ate it up. I am not going to post some of the mean things that I did or said to her, but I will tell ya this one. One night after blah blahing, she tells me that she is falling for me. I replied "thank you", and she just had this blank look of incredulity. This really was my response, I think I saw it on tv somewhere, and thought it sounded cool.Another time, she asked if I thought we were just "F" buddies. I responded by asking if that was such a bad thing.
What did I learn? Treat girls bad, and they will eat the peanuts...
How did I land my wife? Any girl that lets you treat them badly has daddy issues, and they are not the marrying type. Well, maybe they are, but don't end up with them. Back to how I landed my wife.... I quit drinking, which made me a more pleasant person, and started going to church to find a girl without daddy issues.
My point...You are too young to get serious. Look for the girls with daddy issues, and treat them poorly. They will love you. If you are nice to them, they will use you to wipe their feet. Wait till you are in your late twenties to get serious, and then find a girl who loves her some Jesus, and does NOT have daddy issues.
Hope this helps, I am off to play with my 16 month old daughter...I do this so she will not have daddy issues later in life, and get treated like a *****. Best of luck, from a Red Raider.
The Ladder Theory, is true, and how girls see guys. I remember this chick named "Crystal" when I was going to Texas Tech. No, she was not a stripper, but she had an *** like a twelve year old boyscout...She was gorgeous and tight with perfect C cups. Seriously, this girl could have posed nude for various mags. Anywho, Crystal and I had made out several times, and dry humped on numerous occasions. Where I screwed up, was when she was sick...I rode my mountain bike ten miles, and bought her flowers. To make this story short, I started to do goofy lovey dovey crap. This alone sealed my fate. I never got to see the inside of Crystal...
But lets take a look at what happened with "Elizabeth". She eventually did strip. Anywho, I asked her out, and she accepted. Where I was successful with her was that I had to cancel our first 3 dates. Seriously! Something was always coming up, and I had to cancel. This was by total accident. By the time I actually took her out, she was in love with me. Literally, the threw herself at me. Why? Because I treated her like crap, and bought her an expensive meal. Pay attention here, this part is very important. Because I was not a schmuck, and NEVER got lovey dovey with her, she ate it up. I am not going to post some of the mean things that I did or said to her, but I will tell ya this one. One night after blah blahing, she tells me that she is falling for me. I replied "thank you", and she just had this blank look of incredulity. This really was my response, I think I saw it on tv somewhere, and thought it sounded cool.Another time, she asked if I thought we were just "F" buddies. I responded by asking if that was such a bad thing.
What did I learn? Treat girls bad, and they will eat the peanuts...
How did I land my wife? Any girl that lets you treat them badly has daddy issues, and they are not the marrying type. Well, maybe they are, but don't end up with them. Back to how I landed my wife.... I quit drinking, which made me a more pleasant person, and started going to church to find a girl without daddy issues.
My point...You are too young to get serious. Look for the girls with daddy issues, and treat them poorly. They will love you. If you are nice to them, they will use you to wipe their feet. Wait till you are in your late twenties to get serious, and then find a girl who loves her some Jesus, and does NOT have daddy issues.
Hope this helps, I am off to play with my 16 month old daughter...I do this so she will not have daddy issues later in life, and get treated like a *****. Best of luck, from a Red Raider.
your in your early 20's now. Find a girl with daddy issues and treat them like **** now. When your older find one that doesnt have daddy issues and be good to them.
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Thanks Shine. you really nailed it. thanks to all you guys for all the advice, really.
I should have said that i'm not lookin to get married anytime soon. i'm just looking for that companionship, the kind you dont get from hangin with your buddies.
but after thinking about it, i think i am too hasty. i start jumping before the bridge is even built.
I should have said that i'm not lookin to get married anytime soon. i'm just looking for that companionship, the kind you dont get from hangin with your buddies.
but after thinking about it, i think i am too hasty. i start jumping before the bridge is even built.
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Just be yourself and don't impress her too much they hate that, and don't talk about youself either , that doesn't work either just be normal and talk about the weather or something keep you're mind off of her for the spare of the moment and at the end without realizing it you just won her over.
Be her friend first vs showing her too hard that you like her !
Never give yourself away and show you're weak side no matter what.
Pretend in you're mind you have known her since childhood and talk to her like a close family realitive.
Make her feel comfortable and show no signs of nervousness from you and her side.
Finally then you graduated from getting anybody now !!!
Be her friend first vs showing her too hard that you like her !
Never give yourself away and show you're weak side no matter what.
Pretend in you're mind you have known her since childhood and talk to her like a close family realitive.
Make her feel comfortable and show no signs of nervousness from you and her side.
Finally then you graduated from getting anybody now !!!
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Never seen so much crap posted in my life.
You either have it or you don't with the laydeez
It doesn't matter what you look like, what you dress like, what car you have or what team you support.
You either have an attractive personality or you don't. You can't act it or make it up.
I suggest joining the Priesthood now.
P.S.
I have to fight them off with a sh1tty stick. Women that is, not Priests.
You either have it or you don't with the laydeez
It doesn't matter what you look like, what you dress like, what car you have or what team you support.
You either have an attractive personality or you don't. You can't act it or make it up.
I suggest joining the Priesthood now.
P.S.
I have to fight them off with a sh1tty stick. Women that is, not Priests.
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I have a new guy working for me that used to get a lot of tail in his day. He swears by something called the Tao of Steve. I think I'll google that right now as a matter of fact.
I'm on my second marriage and I hate it. I would never get married again. I always did OK with the ladies. It would be easier and cheaper to just get a hooker once a week.
I'm on my second marriage and I hate it. I would never get married again. I always did OK with the ladies. It would be easier and cheaper to just get a hooker once a week.
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To the original poster here, be careful what you wish for. Women are strange and often very annoying. It'll start off nice, but after a while, if you don't want to talk about re-decorating the house, no booty for you!!! You think I'm kidding. They all start out as nymphoes but go cold quick.
Go out in search of a meaningful "overnight" relationship and quit trying to be the nicest guy, chicks will think you're gay or curious at the very least. They want a fun guy who seemingly could care less if you want them or not. Clear your mind and focus on a good time only. It will happen when you least expect it, trust me, I thaught it was b/s too. I'm no f-n prize either, but just bieng myself got me and coulda (as well as now) got me a few sweet *** chicks. It's easier said than done, but looking back it's like man, what a concept.
Go out in search of a meaningful "overnight" relationship and quit trying to be the nicest guy, chicks will think you're gay or curious at the very least. They want a fun guy who seemingly could care less if you want them or not. Clear your mind and focus on a good time only. It will happen when you least expect it, trust me, I thaught it was b/s too. I'm no f-n prize either, but just bieng myself got me and coulda (as well as now) got me a few sweet *** chicks. It's easier said than done, but looking back it's like man, what a concept.
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From: Seabrook,NH
Originally Posted by Shinesintx
I remember this chick named "Crystal" when I was going to Texas Tech. No, she was not a stripper, but she had an *** like a twelve year old boyscout....
