joke:walmart greeter
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joke:walmart greeter
A very loud, unattractive, butt ugly, mean-acting
woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good
Morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you
have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped
yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no! They
ain't.' 'The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you
blind, or just stupid?' 'I'm neither blind nor
stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day
and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good
Morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you
have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped
yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no! They
ain't.' 'The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you
blind, or just stupid?' 'I'm neither blind nor
stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day
and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
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