A young, very attractive redhead goes into the
doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever
she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams
in agony.

She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and
screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

"You're not really a redhead, are you?" says the
doctor.

"No," she admits. "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," said the doctor.

"But how did you know?" asks the woman.

"Your finger is broken," says the doctor.