Fever, sore throat, body aches and a headache. What will help me get past this in the least amount of time?

 

Sorry to hear that man. I usually never get sick but when I do the best thing is rest/sleep and take double the dosage on any over the counter flu medicine. Maybe some day quil.

 

Sadly I have to take care of somethings at work, so I'm going in. But I do have Dayquill in the office

 

 

a six-pack and bananas? that never worked for me....okay maybe the beer but not the banana.

 

sorry about the banana but the beer does work.

 

2 tylenol
+
a lot of superstrength tea.

So put like 2-3 bags in the cup.

and drink like 12 cups.

 

A naughty nurse who has a great bedside mannor...........

 

Sounds good I will give this a try shortly after lunch

 

 

Hydrocodone!

 

It helps with the sore throat, not doing much for anything else though

 

...the tramp in Austin...

 

Dayquill during the day and Nyquill at night. Should let you sleep thru the night which is the best remedy.

Also for a sore throat, a shot of whiskey with some pepper dashed in works wonders. If you go this route, take a shot for me!

 

Go poop.