Ghost sex
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Ghost sex
A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shiiiiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said "Goats..."
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shiiiiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said "Goats..."
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Originally Posted by SmokeyBear
Hardy har har, you made it about UK huh, ok here's one for ya
What's the definition of a virgin in Texas??
an 11 year old who can run faster than her brother.
What's the definition of a virgin in Texas??
an 11 year old who can run faster than her brother.
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Originally Posted by SmokeyBear
Hardy har har, you made it about UK huh, ok here's one for ya
What's the definition of a virgin in Texas??
an 11 year old who can run faster than her brother.
What's the definition of a virgin in Texas??
an 11 year old who can run faster than her brother.
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hehehe
These two rednecks go hunting one afternoon. While they are out, one of them all of a sudden falls over and quits breathing. The other redneck pulls out his cellphone and calls 911. He says, "O my gosh, my friend Bubba just fell down on the ground and quit breathin. I think he might be dead." Well, the 911 employee says "Make sure he's dead." The redneck says "Okay, give me a second." All of a sudden, they hear a loud bang. The redneck picks the phone back up and says "Yup, he's dead alrite.
These two rednecks go hunting one afternoon. While they are out, one of them all of a sudden falls over and quits breathing. The other redneck pulls out his cellphone and calls 911. He says, "O my gosh, my friend Bubba just fell down on the ground and quit breathin. I think he might be dead." Well, the 911 employee says "Make sure he's dead." The redneck says "Okay, give me a second." All of a sudden, they hear a loud bang. The redneck picks the phone back up and says "Yup, he's dead alrite.
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Originally Posted by scott1981
Admit you just took a joke and changed Texas for Kentucky. We all know your family tree doesn't have a branch in it
You'uns had better just hush up or I'll holler at my sister/aunt to come over thar and whoop the tar outta you!
And if she can't do it, my brother/dad will!
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Originally Posted by SmokeyBear
You'uns had better just hush up or I'll holler at my sister/aunt to come over thar and whoop the tar outta you!
And if she can't do it, my brother/dad will!
And if she can't do it, my brother/dad will!
I had that coming
