Due to info request, we now have a thread to discuss praying to Yo mama and telling some guy what you did wrong.

 

Preach on brother.

 

Oh no. I'll let someone else start in on this one.

*whispers*They're everywhere

 

 

So we have Catholics on the board? Cool.

So is everybody hating on everybody or am I missing something?

 

That's generally what we do. I haven't seen any Mormons on here. We could just pick on them.

 

Now that would be fun

 

What about Scientologists?

 

Too easy, but OK, lets bash them.

 

[QUOTEBook of Mormon]THE TESTIMONY OF THREE WITNESSES
Be it known unto all nations, kindreds, tongues, and people, unto whom this work shall come: That we, through the grace of God the Father, and our Lord Jesus Christ, have seen the plates which contain this record, which is a record of the people of Nephi, and also of the Lamanites, their brethren, and also of the people of Jared, who came from the tower of which hath been spoken. And we also know that they have been translated by the gift and power of God, for his voice hath declared it unto us; wherefore we know of a surety that the work is true. And we also testify that we have seen the engravings which are upon the plates; and they have been shown unto us by the power of God, and not of man. And we declare with words of soberness, that an angel of God came down from heaven, and he brought and laid before our eyes, that we beheld and saw the plates, and the engravings thereon; and we know that it is by the grace of God the Father, and our Lord Jesus Christ, that we beheld and bear record that these things are true. And it is marvelous in our eyes. Nevertheless, the voice of the Lord commanded us that we should bear record of it; wherefore, to be obedient unto the commandments of God, we bear testimony of these things. And we know that if we are faithful in Christ, we shall rid our garments of the blood of all men, and be found spotless before the judgment-seat of Christ, and shall dwell with him eternally in the heavens. And the honor be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Ghost, which is one God. Amen.
Oliver Cowdery
David Whitmer
Martin Harris [/QUOTE]

Can someone tell me why this needs to be in the beginning of a book. Is it like a disclaimer to say, Well at least 3 people believe me. And the bold part is funny. Mormons think God and Jesus are 2 separate entities with 2 bodies, yet Joe Smith seems to think they are one. htat should start us off.

 

Hitched and the rest===I'm Mormon. Go right ahead and bash me. I have heard it all before and will here it some more. I have been bashed by the best. None of whom are on this site. But could be. None as of yet.

 

I'm an as$hole by nature and in my ignorance of some things, it just makes it easier to bash than to say, I just don't know, please teach me. But Mormons have got to have some of the funniest beliefs I've ever seen. Worse than Shines'. I mean really. An angel gave someone Gold plates with Egyptian writing on it and he used magic glasses to translate it. How many times has the book been revised? How much is plagarized from the bible? There is hardly one aspect of LDS that makes sense. So, take the bashing from me as wondering how in the hell one could use so little of their brain to choose a path.

 

Excuse my ignorance but don't the Mormons start with the Bible and then have a sequel?

 

There's the book of mormon and The pearl of great price and something else. They carry around a huge book called a quad with all of the in it.

 

....well....I was going to say it shouldn't be. But I haven't seen any on here trying to be Christlike...so I guess go on with your bad self.