So it was about 6:30 and I'm getting ready to close up, so I collect the garbage and take it out the back doors. As I open I spot a Dodge Durango sitting in the back all by itself. I have to walk past to get to the dumpster, and don't really pay to much to it. As soon as I flipped the lid back on the dumpster it made a loud noise, and then I heard another from the Durango and saw it start to move around a little. As I'm finishing up I see the two pop up into the front seats looking pissed and they drive off. I laughed all the way back inside.

Anyone else ever run into this situation?

 

Sure did. The cop didn't like me and my GF naked on the fishing pier at the wildlife refuge.

 

I was on the other end. Was getting a.... um....yeh, in the parking lot when a guy was walking straight towards the car and he seen me in pax seat and the back of a head, he stopped dead, smiled and turned and walked away.......bet he is still telling that story

 

I ALMOST got a ticket for it. I talked my way out of it, just friggen' barely.

Totally worth it though

Gotta love limo tint and front sun shades...

PS, if you're going to do it, parking in a random far off corner by yourself is the worst way to do it. I learned from my mistakes. Park in a moderately populated area within minimal foot traffic. A shadow on the windshield is clutch, too.

Happy humping!

 

parking head in (no pun intended) to a wall with cars on both sides works pretty good as long as the owners of one of those cars doesnt leave

 

I get my lovin on the run.

 

At a party back in the day, I ended up getting a BJ from some chick at a nearby park. I remember this motorcycle tooling by several times, and each time the howls of laughter from the riders got louder. I could have cared less!

 

Back in the day... I was getting a bj when I was driving in a parking lot .

I still to this day...cringe when I go over speed bumps.

 

bar parking lot, lots of people walking by, one drunk guy even stopped in to look. i didnt care, she wouldnt stop anyways. it was a good show. when we went back into the bar we got a standing ovation from everyone there.

 

When I was a teen, me and my gf pulled to a deserted part of the mall parking lot. No sooner had we gotten in the back seat than a work crew pulled up near us and started working on potholes in the parking lot. After about ten minutes we realized they weren't leaving so I slipped up front, fired up the car and took off. I bet they laughed their butts off.

But better story. I worked mall security for a year when I was in college. I was on outside patrol doing the way too exciting job of idling up and down the aisles in the parking lot after the mall had closed. Get a call from my supervisor working the other side of the mall for me and one of the other supervisors to meet at the loading dock. Get there and he tells us there's a car way out in the parking lot with a couple buck naked going at it. Turns out our off duty police officers were just getting off their shift. They got on the radio and called out two of the local units and we all speed off.

Well, this poor couple. They look up to see they are pinned in from all directions with two security vehicles and three cop cars all pointed at them with headlights on high, overheads on, spotlights, the works. She hunkers down embarassed and the guy dresses quickly and gets out.

Turns out they are a married couple who got out of their move across the street and had already prepaid the babysitter for an extra hour...and they were feeling frisky, so they figured the mall parking lot would make a good place to do it.

Cops let them off with a warning and told em they'd have a good story to tell. We laughed about that one for weeks.

 

I pulled up to work one night just because I was driving by and going to show a friend where I worked. Needless to say car w/ fogged up windows = my bright *** high beams in their window for a minute Luckily I haven't been caught

 

That must have been awesome! Haha you didn't even have to force her down on it jk

 

Sounds like the Discovery Channel. Dunno why he got so upset. Two primates mating in a refuge... big whoop.

 

Well never got caught being from the backwoods of Missouri. But one friday night I was with my girl and my dads truck going for a little adventure time. So I was pulled into this closed down asphalt plant close by my folks house. The entrance has a weight scale and the road takes a sharp turn around the scale so it's easier to just drive across the scale. I didn't want my neighbors living across the the plant to see me, so I shut off the headlights and just used the area flood lights to see. I'm driving in all good and I start across the scales and then BOOM! The truck bounces like a foot into the air and we go flying hitting our heads on the roof. I get stopped on the other side of the scale and see my left rear tire is flat. Since I lived close by I drove it a 1/4 mile to my neighbors. He's pretty cool so I figured I'd just change it there.

He wasn't as cool as I thought and my dad comes walking down the street. I'm scared my dad is going to beat me a new one but I have to play it cool since my girl is with me. So I fab up a story saying I drove to fast past our road and turned into the plant drive to turn around and I hit something in the road.

The tire looked like crap and the rim was bent at the lip. What I think happened is that I wasn't quite centered on the ramp and my left tire fell off side. That or I was damn lucky and had a blow out doing 20.

 

One Night me and my buddies decided to take a drive back thru the high school I went to. The school has probably about 100 acres with about 5 different buildings on it, Well, we were on out way out and we saw the shadow of a suv sitting in the baseball diamond parking lot, which was gravel, so I had an awesome Idea...

I pulled in and saw the fogged up windows so I Threw my brights on and stuck my foot to the floor and began to do donuts around the guys/girls car, They didnt do anything but we sure got a kick out of it.