Heh... Was taking a friend home one night, drove by a park and saw a lone car parked way in the back. Shut off the lights in the Jeep and drove up very slowly. Got about 20' from the car then laid on my horn and hit the brights. Saw two naked people jump up.

Another time I took the boat out on a random Wednesday night. Went to a different launch ramp, I was one of like 3 cars there. On the way to get the truck, I see a single grey old Caprice sitting on 20"s. It is sitting there running, and the guy is laying back with his seat reclined, waaaay more than usual. I though I saw something moving out of the corner of my eye, but I didn't think anything of it. Hop in my truck and I can see this black hair popping up every now and then... LOL Fire up the truck and I go FLYING right by them honking, driving around them to go to the launch ramp. Guy in the front seat was laughing his *** off.

 

yea we found a couple outside of wendy's (in a car) one night when we were hanging out there

 

I was standing up on the ground and the girl was laying on her back on the passenger side of my ranger while we were doing it on the side of the road down the street from the girls house. Cars were passing and probably saw us but didnt say anything. She had a skirt on and I threw her panties somewhere and we never found them. When I finished I dropped her off at her house because her boyfriend was waiting for her there. I warned her boyfriend before they got to gether about her slutty ways. He didnt listen.

I have also got caught by a security guard on Daytona Beach actually on the beach behind a hotel doing it in the middle of the night. He cought me in mid stroke! That was embarassing. He told us to get out of there and take it to the room.

 

+1 for the funniest thing I heard today.

31C

 

wendy's?? now that is a romantic place to do it haha

 

One Night me and a lot of other firefighters were leaving the firehall club and there was a strange car in the PL so we snuck over to it and saw two people getting it on and clothes out the window on teh ground, so we pulled the chief car in front of it and teh firetruck came screaming around the corner Me driving with the the scene lights facing it and my chief lit up his car. all that you saw was the guy get up and placed his hands on his head and she slid and started to exit the vehicle when we all just laughed and drove away, the guy came knowcking at the club the next day saying we were rude and he got an instant turtle reaction when he saw all the lights

 

One night after a basketball game my girlfriend and I decided we wanted to go somewhere and fool around. I pulled up this road that dead ends and parked my truck at the end. I didn't think anyone would come up that road that late. After about 45 minutes with the windows all fogged up I looked into my rearview mirror and to my horror saw flashing red and blue lights. We threw our clothes back on and I hopped out of the truck. The officer knew we had been messing around because I was in such a rush I didn't notice my shirt was on backwards. He made us both go stand by his patrol car and he searches my truck. A few minutes later he walks over and tells my girl to get back in the truck and after she walks away he pats me on the back and smiles and says next time find a better place to park. I wish all cops were that nice.