Bible Inconsistencies: for EnglishAdam, Oxlander, and DrFranko.
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Originally Posted by khendrix2374
Oh! Makes perfect sense now!
Next time somebody make fun of me, I'm not going to just forgive him for his sin, I'm gonna kill that SOB!
Next time somebody make fun of me, I'm not going to just forgive him for his sin, I'm gonna kill that SOB!
Can you imagine where Christians would be today if the Romans didn't have the death penalty(I stole that from somewhere)
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01-09-2008, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Stealth
I like going to the zoo to watch the monkeys. Thanks to this thread I won't have to go. 
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Originally Posted by Nytehawk
He was killed by the stone which came from David's sling, as stated in verse 50. After killing the giant, David used Goliath's own sword to cut off his head. The taking of Goliath's head was not the point of his death, but immediately followed his death. David, "...slew him, and cut off his head..."
You are right!
I guess I'll put this sword away and start packing my backpack with rocks. Just never know when I'll have to use them on somebody. It's the Christian way.
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Originally Posted by CrAz3D
This isn't really an inconsistency, but it's INSANE.
http://bible.cc/matthew/5-29.htm
Paraphrase: if you sin with a part of your body cut it off so it goes to hell and you don't.
http://bible.cc/matthew/5-29.htm
Paraphrase: if you sin with a part of your body cut it off so it goes to hell and you don't.
#35
01-09-2008, 07:34 PM
Originally Posted by JakeO
But then I wouldn't be able to talk... to pee.. uh..
#37
01-09-2008, 08:03 PM
Originally Posted by s2krn
Actually that would be a urostomy.
An Ostomy Pouching System (also colloquially, and incorrectly called a Colostomy Bag) is a medical prosthetic that provides a means for the collection of waste from a diverted biological system (Colon, ileum, urinary); pouching systems are most commonly associated with colostomies, ileostomies, and urostomies.
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I guess it would take some time to elucidate all the heinous crimes committed through out history in God or the Church’s name. Not to mention the general hypocrisy, malfeasance, quackery, thievery, con games and other assorted and sundry acts foisted upon people by the righteous baboons of organized religion.
Proselytizing to you about virtue while they themselves fill their pockets with lucre and fill their beds with ******, young boys or other people’s spouses.
Didn’t Jesus supposedly wash his disciple’s feet?.... and this "Pope" person has people get down on their knees and kiss his ring. I guess he's just a little better than everyone isn't he? He's nothing but a politician!
If you took the Preachers, Reverends and Priests and put a gun to their head and said speak the truth or die 97% would say the Bible is mainly BS and the other 3% would be classified as mentally unstable.
Proselytizing to you about virtue while they themselves fill their pockets with lucre and fill their beds with ******, young boys or other people’s spouses.
Didn’t Jesus supposedly wash his disciple’s feet?.... and this "Pope" person has people get down on their knees and kiss his ring. I guess he's just a little better than everyone isn't he? He's nothing but a politician!
If you took the Preachers, Reverends and Priests and put a gun to their head and said speak the truth or die 97% would say the Bible is mainly BS and the other 3% would be classified as mentally unstable.
Last edited by Dr. Franko; 01-09-2008 at 08:57 PM.
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01-09-2008, 08:58 PM
Originally Posted by Dr. Franko
I guess it would take some time to elucidate all the heinous crimes committed through out history in God or the Church’s name. Not to mention the general hypocrisy, malfeasance, quackery, thievery, con games and other assorted and sundry acts foisted upon people by the righteous baboons of organized religion.
Proselytizing to you about virtue while they themselves fill their pockets with lucre and fill their beds with ******, young boys or other people’s spouses.
Didn’t Jesus supposedly wash his disciple’s feet?.... and this "Pope" person has people get down on their knees and kiss his ring. I guess he's just a little better than everyone isn't he? He's nothing but a politician!
If you took the Preachers, Reverends and Priests and put a gun to their head and said speak the truth or die 97% would say the Bible is mainly BS and the other 3% would be classified as mentally unstable.
Proselytizing to you about virtue while they themselves fill their pockets with lucre and fill their beds with ******, young boys or other people’s spouses.
Didn’t Jesus supposedly wash his disciple’s feet?.... and this "Pope" person has people get down on their knees and kiss his ring. I guess he's just a little better than everyone isn't he? He's nothing but a politician!
If you took the Preachers, Reverends and Priests and put a gun to their head and said speak the truth or die 97% would say the Bible is mainly BS and the other 3% would be classified as mentally unstable.
#42
01-09-2008, 09:03 PM
Originally Posted by Dr. Franko
I guess it would take some time to elucidate all the heinous crimes committed through out history in God or the Church’s name. Not to mention the general hypocrisy, malfeasance, quackery, thievery, con games and other assorted and sundry acts foisted upon people by the righteous baboons of organized religion.
Proselytizing to you about virtue while they themselves fill their pockets with lucre and fill their beds with ******, young boys or other people’s spouses.
Didn’t Jesus supposedly wash his disciple’s feet?.... and this "Pope" person has people get down on their knees and kiss his ring. I guess he's just a little better than everyone isn't he? He's nothing but a politician!
If you took the Preachers, Reverends and Priests and put a gun to their head and said speak the truth or die 97% would say the Bible is mainly BS and the other 3% would be classified as mentally unstable.
Proselytizing to you about virtue while they themselves fill their pockets with lucre and fill their beds with ******, young boys or other people’s spouses.
Didn’t Jesus supposedly wash his disciple’s feet?.... and this "Pope" person has people get down on their knees and kiss his ring. I guess he's just a little better than everyone isn't he? He's nothing but a politician!
If you took the Preachers, Reverends and Priests and put a gun to their head and said speak the truth or die 97% would say the Bible is mainly BS and the other 3% would be classified as mentally unstable.
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Originally Posted by Dr. Franko
I guess it would take some time to elucidate all the heinous crimes committed through out history in God or the Church’s name. Not to mention the general hypocrisy, malfeasance, quackery, thievery, con games and other assorted and sundry acts foisted upon people by the righteous baboons of organized religion.
Proselytizing to you about virtue while they themselves fill their pockets with lucre and fill their beds with ******, young boys or other people’s spouses.
Didn’t Jesus supposedly wash his disciple’s feet?.... and this "Pope" person has people get down on their knees and kiss his ring. I guess he's just a little better than everyone isn't he? He's nothing but a politician!
If you took the Preachers, Reverends and Priests and put a gun to their head and said speak the truth or die 97% would say the Bible is mainly BS and the other 3% would be classified as mentally unstable.
Proselytizing to you about virtue while they themselves fill their pockets with lucre and fill their beds with ******, young boys or other people’s spouses.
Didn’t Jesus supposedly wash his disciple’s feet?.... and this "Pope" person has people get down on their knees and kiss his ring. I guess he's just a little better than everyone isn't he? He's nothing but a politician!
If you took the Preachers, Reverends and Priests and put a gun to their head and said speak the truth or die 97% would say the Bible is mainly BS and the other 3% would be classified as mentally unstable.
Originally Posted by Dr. Franko
Fortunately we have good men of God like Jimmy “***** monger” Swaggart and Jim “the embezzler” Bakker to interpret it for all us poor sinners.
I see that you are from Oregon...
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White supremacist James Randall Eckert has been sentenced to life in prison for murdering a Hillsboro, Oregon, man last year.
This guy was a murder and white supremacist from Oregon.
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However, there was another Oregon case involving Jesperson that had to be dealt with in the meantime, the murder of 23-year-old Laurie Ann Pentland
Another murderer from Oregon.
Since you are from Oregon Frank, and these murderers were from Oregon...I can safely deduce that Dr. Franko is a murderer by using his logic.
Originally Posted by Dr. Franko
Or the right reverend Jim Jones to perpetrate mass murder on hundreds of innocent, but gullible, people who believed he had the answers. Guess their God sucked, better to go with a God like the one that watches over Beverley Hills!
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