Thread #2. Have you ever pissed in the pool?
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Ok, true story.
I take my daughter to Virginia Beach when she around five or six.
She was playing in the surf with other kids while I laid on the beach.
She comes up to me and says, "Daddy, I have to go to the bathroom."
I said to her, "Honey, just go in the water.'
To which she said, "But, what if somebody sees it floating?"
I take my daughter to Virginia Beach when she around five or six.
She was playing in the surf with other kids while I laid on the beach.
She comes up to me and says, "Daddy, I have to go to the bathroom."
I said to her, "Honey, just go in the water.'
To which she said, "But, what if somebody sees it floating?"
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Originally Posted by Copperhead64
The trick is you have to swim and pee at the same time.... That way the churning water doesnt let people notice it....
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Thread #2. Have you ever pissed in the pool?
Originally Posted by stopper
Yeah, I asked it. Please no stories about anything other than *pissing* in the pool. Although if you must share your stories, go ahead I suppose.
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I spent a summer as a waterskiing instructor/lifeguard at a summer camp.
We used to do a "swim check" before kids could go to free swim-they had to jump in one side, swim across and back, then get out. If they passed that "test" they could go in the deep end.
As soon as they got out, we'd tell them all there were special chemicals in the pool that would turn their swim suits purple if they peed in the pool. Immediately, you'd get a couple of horrified faces, then they'd look down
Favorites were the kids that would raise their hand and try to tell us we were lying, because....
We used to do a "swim check" before kids could go to free swim-they had to jump in one side, swim across and back, then get out. If they passed that "test" they could go in the deep end.
As soon as they got out, we'd tell them all there were special chemicals in the pool that would turn their swim suits purple if they peed in the pool. Immediately, you'd get a couple of horrified faces, then they'd look down
Favorites were the kids that would raise their hand and try to tell us we were lying, because....
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From: Farmington, New York
Originally Posted by Copperhead64
The trick is you have to swim and pee at the same time.... That way the churning water doesnt let people notice it....
been there, done that in my younger years. If the water was cold, you could just let go and create your own 'warm spot'
