I was just talking about that at dinner with the family at Lion's Choice... You could see my truck from where we were sitting.

So, both my dad and I drove to dinner... He arrived like 3 mins after I did. Both of us cut donuts in the parking lot when we showed up...
Like father, like son...
Which reminds me, 4x4 drifting is FUUUN.

 

Awesome! My dad would just yell at me.

 

Mom was pissed when she got inside. To dad: "At least you could have warned me when you were going to gun it."

 

I knocked the snow off of the bumper about an hour ago... but give it time and it'll look perfect...

 

Hijack attempt two (I really want to get to Havana).

You know when you are speaking to your significant other and you say just one line too many?
If you had stopped just one sentence sooner you could have walked out witty,
instead you keep pushing it till you lose?

Had on of those moments tonight.
When my youngest left for college I got my own bathroom and I mentioned I wanted a natural fiber rug
in there like we had.
Today while I'm raking leaves my wife is out shopping.
Of course when she comes home she wants to show all her treasures.

Now, all I wanted was a natural fiber bath rug and I would have got it myself but, that is really her lane.

She pulls this thing out of the bag that looks like a towel, only smaller.
I said, "What's that?"
"It's your bath mat."
"What? That goes on the floor?"
"Yes."
"And I have to pick it up?"
"Yes. Just like in a hotel, fold it across the tub."
"I already have to hang up my bathrobe, underwear, bathtowel, facecloth and now
this is something I have to pick this up and put it down and fold it and unfold it. all I wanted was a rug."
"This is just like a rug, you just fold it."
(here is where I blew it)
"I swear, I send you out to the store and you come home with magic beans!"
"I'm done! You shop from now on."

Ok, so now she sittinin the den glaring at the wall and I'm up here typing.
You know, it really is a nice looking bath mat. Colorful and whatnot.
Maybe I should have said that instead.

 

 

That and when she washs it , it is going to beat the bejesus out of your washing machine and dryer.

 

what ...... milk from a cow named ned......now that is just bull....

 

Ned was just asking, not the one producing. And besides, it was a joke. See, Ned and his crew were chillin' out in a frozen field . . . and cows give milk . . . so Ned was making fun of it while highlighting their plight, sort of using humor to lessen the pain.

Never mind.

 

Dude . . .

No way just leaving it in the snow is going to . . .

wait a minute . . .



Holy cow, you're right! It does! Who knew the power of snow!?!?!?!

 

Nice work Kobi, but, there is still a little crease in the middle of that bumper...

 

I know it was a joke, so was mine. Guess I should have used the or the.

 

Yes, I know yours was too (I caught the bull line), but it offered me a perfect opportunity to use the " . . . chillin' out in a frozen field . . . " line, which I thought was hilarious. I too should have used the

 

That be, the field of frozen dreamz....

 

Zaairman gets his bumper virtually fixed and he gripes about a crease . . .

Raoul's wife goes to the trouble of bringing him a bath mat and he's not happy.

You two should hang together and complain about the beer you're drinking . . .

Oh, wait, you're too young to drink.

Then you guys should hang together raking leaves. Both of you can start with my place.