I copy and pasted this from another message board. This is pretty funny.

"Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out."

 

There are other ways to take a dump? Please enlighten.

 

"Im pretty sure my gf is going to break up with me now" thats hilarious.

 

why the hell would you turn backwards to take a chit

 

Who's to say that's the right way? There's more than one way to skin a cat.

 

Maybe he takes alot of dumps and was tired of always sitting frontwards?

 

I think I am going to try this next time I have to go. I'll let you know how it went!

 

Yeah! The desk top is against the wall. It should be obvious which way to turn. You tell 'em.

 

guess i never put that much thought into.

 

I find it easier to read turned around with a table

 

Try it at home first, added to it, anyone hear of knocking or locks? Funny story, kinda hard to explain why he did it then though.

 

This way has its advantages, the mag can sit on the crapper tank. This way you can pull off a combo move #2 and #3 at the same time.