Today's funny.
 

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply could'nt let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the hubby took a pair of underwear from his drawer. " What the hell is this??" he asked himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker "It's not talcum powder........its Miracle Grow!" :devil: :beers:

:lol: :lol: Only a female would post that joke!:lol:

OH MAN ! ! ! :lol:

Can you say.... "burn".

^^^^BAN HIM FOR BEING A JERK! :lol: :lol: :smoke: (Blue)

soo she wanted his ass to get bigger...:lol:

I thought it was funny!:lol:

LMAO...wrong thread bro....but good, non the less. :lol:

The outcome was too easy to guess and SAJEFFC, let's keep the personal problems to a minimum here! :devil:

Duke

See Jeff, told you! :lol:

Yeah, but I also thought my Potatohead video was funny.:lol:

Dayum you guys are tough! First joke I ever posted on here and I get biotch slapped all the way to Corpus! :( :lol:

Maybe you should start a "post your smilies" thread instead.:lol:

So did Jeff! :lol:

:lol: True...had pretty good luck with that one. :smoke:

So did I

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