One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply could'nt let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the hubby took a pair of underwear from his drawer. " What the hell is this??" he asked himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker "It's not talcum powder........its Miracle Grow!"

 

Only a female would post that joke!

 

OH MAN ! ! !

Can you say.... "burn".

 

^^^^BAN HIM FOR BEING A JERK! (Blue)

 

soo she wanted his *** to get bigger...

 

I thought it was funny!

 

LMAO...wrong thread bro....but good, non the less.

 

The outcome was too easy to guess and SAJEFFC, let's keep the personal problems to a minimum here!

Duke

 

See Jeff, told you!

 

Yeah, but I also thought my Potatohead video was funny.

 

Dayum you guys are tough! First joke I ever posted on here and I get biotch slapped all the way to Corpus!

 

Maybe you should start a "post your smilies" thread instead.

 

So did Jeff!

 

True...had pretty good luck with that one.

 

So did I