LOL... excuse my ignorance, but that was a pretty vivid description of something.. Though I'd think the person doing the head-popping off would be the more likely to be headed off to hell...

What am I missing here?

You know what I regret the most? and may send me to hell?

When I was a kid and got a Benjamin pellet gun for a b-day present I used it to line up behind my Grandfather's chicken coop and shoot the birds that would land in the tree that grew in the yard.. hundreds and hundreds of birds of every kind.. from crows to hummingbirds, I shot 'em all.. no reason, no thought.. idiocy..

I regret it to this day... I would not be a bit surprised to be sent to hell for making my own little holocaust on the birds in a little piece of Bosque county..

 

I did the same thing Tex.
No wonder there are so many hoppers this year

 

You know what will send you to hell real quick?

Tell your wife you think here sister's cute.

I guarentee there will be no security check at the gate.

 

OOOHHHOOOO!!

Yessir, that would be doomed from the git go...