How To Go Straight To Hell When You Croak

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Old Sep 28, 2007 | 03:26 PM
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Old Sep 28, 2007 | 04:30 PM
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Stuff like this saves me a seat in hell!

 
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Old Sep 28, 2007 | 04:46 PM
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I am driving the bus to HELL !!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Old Sep 28, 2007 | 07:55 PM
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Ya know when I get there I'm gonna talk Satan into building a water slide. Gocart track and video games. Make it so people don't mind goin down there.
 
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Old Sep 28, 2007 | 09:14 PM
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(You can only watch **** that is Male on Female, and only if they are in the missionary position and only for procreation)
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"Driving" in the passing lane..... I will send you there myself!
 
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Old Sep 28, 2007 | 10:03 PM
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Anybody need a ride? I can drop you off at the front door...
 
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Old Sep 28, 2007 | 11:48 PM
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Talking Athiest

Well,

I am an Athiest, so "Hell" is what u make of Living.

If I was not :-P

Direct Quote from Satan when I finally tracked him down in his Lair:

"What!! You have been married 4 times!!! Your TOO qualified to take my job!"
 
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Old Sep 29, 2007 | 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by captain morgan8
I would think cheering for Auburn will take you down there since God is an Alabama fan.
oh no hes a Penn State fan!
ever notice the Blue sky and White clouds
 
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Old Sep 29, 2007 | 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by xflyboy
oh no hes a Penn State fan!
ever notice the Blue sky and White clouds
Red tide is affecting marine life in Nassau County, FL.

http://www.jacksonville.com/tu-onlin...03187091.shtml
 
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Old Sep 29, 2007 | 05:51 PM
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Waking up...
 
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Old Sep 30, 2007 | 12:34 AM
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Hey....no one mentioned purgatory. I think we're in purgatory now.

ETA...I didn't post this in the "other" thread cause I know they would be all over me.
 
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Old Sep 30, 2007 | 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Hey....no one mentioned purgatory. I think we're in purgatory now.

ETA...I didn't post this in the "other" thread cause I know they would be all over me.
Why? I have skiied Purgatory many times.

http://www.durangomountainresort.com/
 
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Old Sep 30, 2007 | 12:45 AM
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Why? I have skiied Purgatory many times.

http://www.durangomountainresort.com/
Cool (pun intended), no Jesus lesson.

J/K...you know I love ya.
 
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Old Sep 30, 2007 | 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
Cool (pun intended), no Jesus lesson.

J/K...you know I love ya.
I know, babe.

Funny that my hardcore Catholic parents chose Purgatory Ski mountain to take us on ski trips every winter.
 
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Old Sep 30, 2007 | 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Stealth
I know, babe.

Funny that my hardcore Catholic parents chose Purgatory Ski mountain to take us on ski trips every winter.
Hmmm.. did your cereal ever taste funny? Ever encouraged to "go play in traffic"?... LOL

 
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