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I ran across one the other day that just made me LMAO. It was a comment by Dr.Franco:
"There is probably a law stating that a resonable and prudent person would have given the money back.
But you? No! You took it and spent it on cheap booze, wimin, and 26'' wheels for your 'Sclade. "
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"There is probably a law stating that a resonable and prudent person would have given the money back.
But you? No! You took it and spent it on cheap booze, wimin, and 26'' wheels for your 'Sclade. "
Loved It! What has made yall LYAO?
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Cant forget D, he cracks me up too, and on the rare occasion they start playing off each other, I ussually have to supress the need to pee and can barely make it to the bathroom before it runs down my leg. I've ruint more monitors and keyboards from spewing drinks out my nose becasue of those two, than Michael Jackson has had little boys at neverland! (thats alot folks)
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by Zaairman
Although I do believe Matt and I make the best stories and take the best pictures... 
2 of us and one of him, then it shouldn't be that close.........
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by Zaairman
Crap. Looks like we've got some catching up to do...
We'll take the jet ski and destroy it. If it sinks to the bottom of the lake I could really care less. Just opens up a spot on the trialer for new ones next year.
Alrthough I already know form experince unless we bust it in half, then it wont sink to the bottom........
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My boat isn't useable at the moment, plus it's 110 miles away from me at the moment, but I'm always up for some boating. Keep me updated... Oh, and like I said earlier, I can come down and help if ya need it...
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
Close race with jamzwayne though.
2 of us and one of him, then it shouldn't be that close.........
2 of us and one of him, then it shouldn't be that close.........
but the fridge flyin outta the truck i think (IMHO) beats wrecking boats and trailers on the road
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From: Hammer Lane
Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
Cant forget D, he cracks me up too, and on the rare occasion they start playing off each other, I ussually have to supress the need to pee and can barely make it to the bathroom before it runs down my leg. I've ruint more monitors and keyboards from spewing drinks out my nose becasue of those two, than Michael Jackson has had little boys at neverland! (thats alot folks)
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by Zaairman
My boat isn't useable at the moment, plus it's 110 miles away from me at the moment, but I'm always up for some boating. Keep me updated... Oh, and like I said earlier, I can come down and help if ya need it...
How long does brew trhink it will take him?
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This is a little long but it is one of the best quotes i have heard.
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That made me LMFAO
Originally Posted by JTDEERE
Alright, someone I used to work with is getting married two Saturdays from now. So the bride and a few people got together at someones house last night practicing/going over some dance things their going to do at the wedding. I got out of school early last night so I decided to stop over and watch since a buddy was over there too. The brides daughter was also there, she's a little younger than me and freakin awesome, ive never met her before. After watching everyone line dance or whatever it was, the buddy from work was swinging the daughter around (had a close call with the ceiling fan), picked her up and tossed her on me while I was sitting on the couch cause he knew I thought she was cute. Lets just say im not mad at him for doing that. So later we all go home and I get a text from Craig (buddy) saying that the bride told him her daughter said something to the effect of "he was hot" after I left. She told him, and he told me... apparently he wasnt supposed to say anything to me. So im like saweet. When I jumped online first thing this morning and I had a myspace friend request from her, I dunno how she found me but it was sent half an hour after I left. I havent heard anything back from her yet, I left a nice little comment. I guess they're all getting together again next Monday to do the same thing so I guess I'll go over since I wont have class. Craigs telling me to dance with her at the wedding which would be all fine and dandy 'cept I dont know the FIRST FREAKIN THING about dancing!!
!! And I mean nothing!! Ahhhhhhh....
And what sucks the most is.... her and her family are moving to Florida next month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
figures.
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!! And I mean nothing!! Ahhhhhhh....And what sucks the most is.... her and her family are moving to Florida next month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
figures.Comments? Suggestions?
Originally Posted by dzervit
I find it astounding how many pre-pubescent kids we have around here waiting for their ***** to drop. Just bang her as many times as you can before she takes her skank **** to Florida where she'll get railed more times than the Florida Gator football team does steroids.
Kids these days...
Kids these days...
That made me LMFAO