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There has been some strangly funny Matteneer ones and Raouls take the dog to the vet story when he had been drinking. Walked all the way there with the dog, as he was to drunk to drive, and when he got there the vet told him he had brought the wrong dog.
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Originally Posted by silversvt04
There has been some strangly funny Matteneer ones and Raouls take the dog to the vet story when he had been drinking. Walked all the way there with the dog, as he was to drunk to drive, and when he got there the vet told him he had brought the wrong dog.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by Shinesintx
what does Raoul go under so that i can look for his posts and threads. WRONG DOG! Love this guy!
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Think about it for a minute. It'll come to you.
My new favorit funniest.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by Zaairman
Eh... It's more of, how long will it take to find the parts for all of it (that won't cost me an arm and a leg)?
Remember "B.O.A.T."
If it cost you $500-$600...thousand dollars, all I can say is, WAAAA.... you haven't had to do a darn thing to it except pour gas in it and spark plugs. Your still getting away like an F'in bandit! Sorry can't feel sorry for you.
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From: Cypress, TX
Originally Posted by Shinesintx
I ran across one the other day that just made me LMAO. It was a comment by Dr.Franco:
"There is probably a law stating that a resonable and prudent person would have given the money back.
But you? No! You took it and spent it on cheap booze, wimin, and 26'' wheels for your 'Sclade. "
Loved It! What has made yall LYAO?
"There is probably a law stating that a resonable and prudent person would have given the money back.
But you? No! You took it and spent it on cheap booze, wimin, and 26'' wheels for your 'Sclade. "
Loved It! What has made yall LYAO?
Earlier in another thread you talked about going Dove hunting in your new KR. Where are you hunting at?
But to be on topic, Raoul talked about waving a gun to change lanes instead of blinkers, and then a cop directing traffic said he couldn't tell which way he was signaling since he was waving two guns. Raoul states "That was for flashers...Rookie cop." I spewed beer all over my work laptop which is going to be hard to explain now. That guy gets me laughing even more than PSS Mag does!
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Originally Posted by ktexas
Earlier in another thread you talked about going Dove hunting in your new KR. Where are you hunting at?
But to be on topic, Raoul talked about waving a gun to change lanes instead of blinkers, and then a cop directing traffic said he couldn't tell which way he was signaling since he was waving two guns. Raoul states "That was for flashers...Rookie cop." I spewed beer all over my work laptop which is going to be hard to explain now. That guy gets me laughing even more than PSS Mag does!
But to be on topic, Raoul talked about waving a gun to change lanes instead of blinkers, and then a cop directing traffic said he couldn't tell which way he was signaling since he was waving two guns. Raoul states "That was for flashers...Rookie cop." I spewed beer all over my work laptop which is going to be hard to explain now. That guy gets me laughing even more than PSS Mag does!
That just had me laughing so hard the dog came to investigate.
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From: dallas, TEXAS
Originally Posted by cletusjermal
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Originally Posted by dzervit
I find it astounding how many pre-pubescent kids we have around here waiting for their ***** to drop. Just bang her as many times as you can before she takes her skank **** to Florida where she'll get railed more times than the Florida Gator football team does steroids.
Kids these days...
That made me LMFAO
Originally Posted by dzervit
I find it astounding how many pre-pubescent kids we have around here waiting for their ***** to drop. Just bang her as many times as you can before she takes her skank **** to Florida where she'll get railed more times than the Florida Gator football team does steroids.
Kids these days...
That made me LMFAO
Damn you stole mine lol i loved this reply i couldn't stop reading it
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Originally Posted by Turd Furguson
I didn't say I wouldn't learn, I just do not have the time or desire to go to school to be some A.S.E. mechanic. I was mainly looking for someone to interpret the codes who was familiar with it than I can pick up what to look for from there.
Originally Posted by Bluegrass
Hey Turd, i'm really a nice guy and won't stroke you fur backwards again.
Good luck with whatever you are trying to do.
I like the music that comes out of KY.
Good luck with whatever you are trying to do.
I like the music that comes out of KY.
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From: Austin
Dude, you made one of the best I've seen yourownself... to wit:
If yall want to bash me for the Volant, go ahead...I have researched them through the Search tab and understand that some here pleasure themselves while looking at S&B pics.
Still makes me giggle... LOL
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If yall want to bash me for the Volant, go ahead...I have researched them through the Search tab and understand that some here pleasure themselves while looking at S&B pics.
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From: North of Dallas Tx
Originally Posted by ktexas
Earlier in another thread you talked about going Dove hunting in your new KR. Where are you hunting at?
But to be on topic, Raoul talked about waving a gun to change lanes instead of blinkers, and then a cop directing traffic said he couldn't tell which way he was signaling since he was waving two guns. Raoul states "That was for flashers...Rookie cop." I spewed beer all over my work laptop which is going to be hard to explain now. That guy gets me laughing even more than PSS Mag does!
But to be on topic, Raoul talked about waving a gun to change lanes instead of blinkers, and then a cop directing traffic said he couldn't tell which way he was signaling since he was waving two guns. Raoul states "That was for flashers...Rookie cop." I spewed beer all over my work laptop which is going to be hard to explain now. That guy gets me laughing even more than PSS Mag does!