Anatomy:

Dude, did you see that girl? She had more "chins" than a Chinese phone book.

 

lol did you see that girl she had more rolls than the pillsberry doughboy factory

 

^I think someone watched Austin Powers on TBS yesterday.

 

I have this Dilbert strip where a new co-worker from Texas is hired. I saved it because I work with someone who I was reminded of when I read it. I have a whole list of quotes from this guy.

I can't find it on the net, but the strip goes something like this:

window 1
Texas coworker: I come from a place where we have many colorful folk sayings!

window 2
Texas coworker: I'm happier than a wooden spoon at a spelling bee.

window 3
Texas coworker: Most of 'em don't mean nothin'.

 

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop...

 

Take me drunk.....I'm home........

Is that still you girl!?

Come on man, take one for the TEAM!

It was hotter than two squirels *******ing in a wool sock!

 

Busier than a one armed paper hanger with the crabs!

 

"All i can say is daaamn"

 

Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.

 

INS - Putting the "panic" in hispanic.

 

Yer mamma gots a fake leg with a real foot.

 

Yer mamma gots a fake leg with a real foot.

 

A sandwich walks into a bar :"Bartender give me a beer"
Bartender: " Sorry, we don't serve food here".

 

You suck so much you're going to create a vacuum and disappear.

 

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.