Some men were on a hunting trip.
Jeff had been out hunting by himself, he comes back to camp exhausted, and tells his buddies he got a deer. He tells them where it is and that he has already field dressed it and needs some help dragging it back to camp, but first he needs to take a dump. So he steps off behind some trees with the toilet paper under his arm.
His buddies decide to play a trick on Jeff, they go get the deer guts from his kill, sneak up behind him as he is taking a dump and put them under his butt.
20 mins later, jeff comes back his face is as white as a ghost.
His buddies ask; What's wrong Jeff?
Jeff explains; You guys are never goin'a belive this, but I pushed so hard that I crapped my guts out! No worries though, with the grace of god and a curved stick I got them put back in.

 

Eeewww!! That's just disturbing!!

 

 

 

 

If it would have been a straight stick it wouldn't have been funny.

 

Yea I know right, the curved stick makes you stop and think about it for a second.

 

lol.

 

Shiiiaaaattttt Matt; I think I heard that joke when I was in the 5th grade.


NEXT!!!!!

 

Way to share then, why'd you hold a good one like that from us all these years?

 

Years???

Im still in 5th grade.

 

The other week at nap time Billy told us another one...


"Two guys walked into a bar....the third one ducked"


I peed my mat.

 

If you'd just peed your pants it wouldn't have been as funny, but it had to be teh mat....
bawahahahaha

 

Yeh, its musty now...

 

Here is one to tell Billy,

A termite walks up to a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"

think about it..................