I hate the Beach
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I hate the Beach
I'm signing in from the tourist hell hole of Maryland, Ocean City.
I belong in the mountains with trees and streams.
Sand and sea water suck. I dropped 3lbs of sand out of my trunks and other unmentionable areas. I tried to boogie board surf. I dang near broke my neck as I got flipped upside down and thought "I'm going to die".
I'm spending $500 for 2nights in a hotel room that defines water pressure as water that makes it out of the shower head.
I have no in-room safe so all valuables are buried under used underwear to protect them. No thefts so far.
I'm just letting everyone know that Vader hates the Beach.....really, REALLY hates the beach.
I belong in the mountains with trees and streams.
Sand and sea water suck. I dropped 3lbs of sand out of my trunks and other unmentionable areas. I tried to boogie board surf. I dang near broke my neck as I got flipped upside down and thought "I'm going to die".
I'm spending $500 for 2nights in a hotel room that defines water pressure as water that makes it out of the shower head.
I have no in-room safe so all valuables are buried under used underwear to protect them. No thefts so far.
I'm just letting everyone know that Vader hates the Beach.....really, REALLY hates the beach.
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Originally Posted by vader716
...I have no in-room safe so all valuables are buried under used underwear in Room 217 to protect them.....
...I hate the Beach because I can't think clearly here.
...I hate the Beach because I can't think clearly here.
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Jamz...once a year...and yea I did it before
Yes I'm whining and I don't care.
only one thong but it started out as shorts and the woman was huge. I almost drowned myself to get the image out of my head.
HELP!!!!
I would golf but being a daddy makes me go mini-golfing
Note to self: Don't watch shark week on discovery channel then go to the beach
Yes I'm whining and I don't care.
only one thong but it started out as shorts and the woman was huge. I almost drowned myself to get the image out of my head.
HELP!!!!
I would golf but being a daddy makes me go mini-golfing
Note to self: Don't watch shark week on discovery channel then go to the beach
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x2!
Nothing worse than wasting time at the beach surrounded by a bunch of guys whose deepest thoughts begin with, "Dude!"
Not to mention all the Paris Hilton wannabe's......
Give me pine trees and mountains for my summer vacation any day of the week!
Nothing worse than wasting time at the beach surrounded by a bunch of guys whose deepest thoughts begin with, "Dude!"
Not to mention all the Paris Hilton wannabe's......
Give me pine trees and mountains for my summer vacation any day of the week!
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Originally Posted by vader716
Jamz...once a year...and yea I did it before
I would golf but being a daddy makes me go mini-golfing
I would golf but being a daddy makes me go mini-golfing
Simple...
Bury them in the sand up until thier necks... They should still be there in a few hours.
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You said it ddwello.
Nice quiet, peaceful, beautiful, inexpensive and tons of things to do that don't cost a dime.
Up there I have the truck, down here I'm in the wife's Pilot.
I'd show you my view but you'd laugh.
Nice quiet, peaceful, beautiful, inexpensive and tons of things to do that don't cost a dime.
Up there I have the truck, down here I'm in the wife's Pilot.
I'd show you my view but you'd laugh.
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Our family has a house at Atwood Lake, which is about 90 miles south of Cleveland. I really enjoy going there---but I never, ever go to the beach. I sit on the porch; I read several great books; and, the guy down the road has excellent bass fishing ponds. I prefer the peace and quiet and solitude. I hate crowds.
I would much rather be bass fishing by myself (or with my son) than spending time a the beach with 1000's of people who are like lemmings.
Hang in there Vader, and keep the faith.
Tim C.
I would much rather be bass fishing by myself (or with my son) than spending time a the beach with 1000's of people who are like lemmings.
Hang in there Vader, and keep the faith.
Tim C.