Todays funny...
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Todays funny...
For any of you older guys who might be going through a Mid-life crisis...
A man took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 36 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money, and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot good looking 18 year old. Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, king size bed, money and a 50" screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
His wife, being a very reasonable woman, told him to go out and find a hot 18 year old beautiful girl, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, with no car, no money, and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!!!!!!!
A man took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 36 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money, and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot good looking 18 year old. Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, king size bed, money and a 50" screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
His wife, being a very reasonable woman, told him to go out and find a hot 18 year old beautiful girl, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, with no car, no money, and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!!!!!!!
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From: n.w. corner of mo
Originally Posted by wild-mtn-rose
For any of you older guys who might be going through a Mid-life crisis...
A man took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 36 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money, and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot good looking 18 year old. Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, king size bed, money and a 50" screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
His wife, being very reasonable woman, told him to go out and find a hot 18 year old beautiful girl, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, with no car, no money, and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!!!!!!!
A man took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 36 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money, and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot good looking 18 year old. Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, king size bed, money and a 50" screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
His wife, being very reasonable woman, told him to go out and find a hot 18 year old beautiful girl, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, with no car, no money, and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!!!!!!!
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From: Your moms house
Originally Posted by CrAz3D
18+54 is 72 
LMAO
It's funny cause I know why it's red.
Good joke Rosie.
