A Perfect Day
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A Perfect Day
Perfect Day for a Woman
08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
08:30 Weigh 5 lb. lighter than yesterday.
08:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.
09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny, gay personal trainer.
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lb.
13:00 Shopping with friends, buy myself something special.
15:00 Nap.
16:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist from a secret admirer.
16:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage.
17:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
19:00 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
20:00 Surprised with a piece of jewelry as a token of love.
21:30 Hot shower. Alone.
22:00 Make love.
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
23:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.
Perfect Day for a Man
06:00 Alarm.
06:15 Bl*wj*b.
06:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.
07:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee.
07:30 Limo arrives.
07:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport.
08:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia.
09:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
09:45 Play front nine, finish 2 under par.
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15 Bl*wj*b.
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
14:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
14:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
16:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
17:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked Playmate of your choice.
19:00 Watch CNN Newsflash. Bush resigns.
19:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon, 20 0z. New York Strip.
21:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cuban cigar.
22:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
23:00 Massage and jacuzzi.
23:45 Go to bed.
23:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
23:55 Laugh yourself to sleep.
08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
08:30 Weigh 5 lb. lighter than yesterday.
08:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.
09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny, gay personal trainer.
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lb.
13:00 Shopping with friends, buy myself something special.
15:00 Nap.
16:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist from a secret admirer.
16:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage.
17:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
19:00 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
20:00 Surprised with a piece of jewelry as a token of love.
21:30 Hot shower. Alone.
22:00 Make love.
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
23:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.
Perfect Day for a Man
06:00 Alarm.
06:15 Bl*wj*b.
06:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.
07:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee.
07:30 Limo arrives.
07:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport.
08:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia.
09:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
09:45 Play front nine, finish 2 under par.
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15 Bl*wj*b.
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
14:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
14:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
16:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
17:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked Playmate of your choice.
19:00 Watch CNN Newsflash. Bush resigns.
19:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon, 20 0z. New York Strip.
21:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cuban cigar.
22:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
23:00 Massage and jacuzzi.
23:45 Go to bed.
23:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
23:55 Laugh yourself to sleep.
, spread the golfing out over two days
and there not any mention of 4:20? WTF
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From: Hammer Lane
Originally Posted by ddellwo
Screw the golf and just give me more bl*wj*bs.....
A day going for the record number of BJ's (received, thank you)
would be the perfect day. Oh, and hearing that Nancy Pelosi has finally been exposed for being a Taliban plant in the US Congress.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
06:00 sleeping.
06:15 sleeping
06:30 sleeping
07:00 sleeping
07:30 sleeping
07:45 sleeping
08:00 woke up with BJ from unkown but hot big breasted women (multiples)
08:15 Breakfast, prepared and served western omlet with side of biscuits and gravy while reciving a BJ from one more women
09:00 Shower with unkown hot big brested (women).
09:30ish Limo to airpot while getting a blow ob from hot big brested unknown women.
09:45ish Leave women and board Private Jet crewed by nude hot big breasted women with full service stewardship.
11:45ish arrive in mexico limo to bar and grill
12:30ish Lunch. prime rib and shrimp while getitng a BJ under the table from the cute young waitress.
13:30ish Load senoritas into limo and take them shopping for new bathing suits and BJ's + on the way.
14:00ish arrive at beach
14:05ish wondering why we are on military hours and civilian minutes.....
14:15ish Renting waerunner for my party and myself.
16:00ish back on beach relaxing with some fruity drinks.
17:00ish selected 2 of the hottest senoritias and load them back inte limo to go back to airport. BJ"s enroute
17:30ish load back on plane with nude hot big breasted women with full service stewardship. On to Florida
19:30ish Arrive in Florida limo to marina with more BJ enroute
20:00 ish Arrive at marina and board my personal yacht crewed by nude hot big breasted females and loaded with all hot quest ready to party.
20:30 ish pull outr of port
20:30 - 06:00 pimp that biatch up and down the coast. Liquer flowing music thumbing, honies shaking and the glasses are never empty! Stop at every port and pick up more honies!
06:00 pass out for quick nap
10:00 woke up with BJ from unkown but hot big breasted women
Continue Pimping that biatch up and down the coast
06:15 sleeping
06:30 sleeping
07:00 sleeping
07:30 sleeping
07:45 sleeping
08:00 woke up with BJ from unkown but hot big breasted women (multiples)
08:15 Breakfast, prepared and served western omlet with side of biscuits and gravy while reciving a BJ from one more women
09:00 Shower with unkown hot big brested (women).
09:30ish Limo to airpot while getting a blow ob from hot big brested unknown women.
09:45ish Leave women and board Private Jet crewed by nude hot big breasted women with full service stewardship.
11:45ish arrive in mexico limo to bar and grill
12:30ish Lunch. prime rib and shrimp while getitng a BJ under the table from the cute young waitress.
13:30ish Load senoritas into limo and take them shopping for new bathing suits and BJ's + on the way.
14:00ish arrive at beach
14:05ish wondering why we are on military hours and civilian minutes.....
14:15ish Renting waerunner for my party and myself.
16:00ish back on beach relaxing with some fruity drinks.
17:00ish selected 2 of the hottest senoritias and load them back inte limo to go back to airport. BJ"s enroute
17:30ish load back on plane with nude hot big breasted women with full service stewardship. On to Florida
19:30ish Arrive in Florida limo to marina with more BJ enroute
20:00 ish Arrive at marina and board my personal yacht crewed by nude hot big breasted females and loaded with all hot quest ready to party.
20:30 ish pull outr of port
20:30 - 06:00 pimp that biatch up and down the coast. Liquer flowing music thumbing, honies shaking and the glasses are never empty! Stop at every port and pick up more honies!
06:00 pass out for quick nap
10:00 woke up with BJ from unkown but hot big breasted women
Continue Pimping that biatch up and down the coast
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From: Burleson, Texas
Perfect Day for a Woman
08:30 Weigh 5 lb. lighter than yesterday.
08:30 Weigh 5 lb. lighter than yesterday.
Perfect Day for a Man
23:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
23:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
I think she's got him beat.
Last edited by Stealth; Jul 11, 2007 at 11:19 PM.
