they practically are

 

No wife of mine would have a cow catcher on her truck!

 

Jamz, nice to see you post, but from now on, could you try to be nice?

 

Nice?

WTH?

Ummm. No.

 

Cool! Even though I am not from Texas, have no relatives there (that I know of), and being that my only connection with the state of Texas is that I have driven through it a few times, it's nice to know that being a Texan requires no more than a decree from Jamz.

This is convenient too because I will be driving through Texas again on Thursday. I therefore plan to take advantage of all rights and privileges afforded me by having such status.

Do I get free stuff ?!?!?!?!

 

If you can get honarary texas plates then you arent as likely to get pulled over while there.

 

Originally Posted by Kobi: jamzwayne - Official Grantor of Texanship™
Goof ball


Here in the great state of Texas, we welcome all new comers to the state. We have plenty of room to grow, and we enjoy the company of all Americans. When we say "Southern Hospitality" ... we mean it.

 

Are you sure Blue would welcome a damn yankee though?

 

There's one yankeee welcome anythime.

 

Damn, Jamz, Let'em come visit for a couple of days, then go home!

 

Who might that be? Or is it whom? I could never get that one right.

 

Just hush and come on.

 

Why the hate?

Texans don't hate.

 

There's no hate, they are welcome to visit.
Welcome to Texas, glad that you came down.
You got lots of friends here, take a look around.
They come from California, they come from Ohio.
They come from Minnesota to get out of the snow.

You don’t like our drivin’; you don’t like our roads.
You make fun of the way we talk, make fun of our clothes.
But you clog up our highways, been pourin’ in for years;
If you don’t like the way we do it, what are you doin’ here?

Welcome to Texas,
Don’t anybody get me wrong;
We’re glad y’all came to see us,
Just don’t forget to go back home.

Looka here:
We don’t need your politics, we don’t need your prayers.
We don’t need your moral compass leadin’ us anywhere.
We don’t need your business, we don’t need your art.
We don’t really give a damn what it was you did up north.

Welcome to Texas,
Don’t anybody get me wrong; ah ah.
We’re glad y’all came to see us,
Just don’t forget to go back home.

Instrumental break.

You gripe about our music; gripe about our food.
Gripe about the weather here, say it’s way too hot for you.
We hear all your whinin’, and it starts wearin’ thin,
When we see our milk and honey runnin’ down your chin.

So come on down to Texas, have yourself a ball.
Take the kids to Six Flags, and the wife out to the mall.
Have a good vacation, but then don’t hesitate,
To point your car back up the road to that outbound interstate.

Welcome to Texas,
Don’t anybody get me wrong; Don't get me wrong.
We’re glad y’all came to see us,
Now don’t forget to go back home.

 

That's sooo sad, Jimbo.