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From: Burleson, Texas
Originally Posted by kobiashi
Actually, the retard from Texas is actually from Connecticut. He's about as much a real Texan as I am.
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From: Somewhere in the EU
Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
Really? I didn't notice it, other than the drunk dude petting the stuffed buffalo head on the nose. I think that was more of a slur than a draw from the Kool Aid he was drinkin' at the bar. 
That guy was funny. "You guys know the highway . . . unintelligible . . . and the . . . unintelligible . . . and . . . something or other."
Based on how his eyes were lookin', I don't think he even saw us. Hard to miss that buffalo head though. Nice horsey.
Man, I think this thread got de-railed.
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Originally Posted by kobiashi
How can you have not noticed the waitresses drawls? Y'all gotta be kiddin' me.
Originally Posted by kobiashi
That guy was funny. "You guys know the highway . . . unintelligible . . . and the . . . unintelligible . . . and . . . something or other."
Based on how his eyes were lookin', I don't think he even saw us. Hard to miss that buffalo head though. Nice horsey.
Man, I think this thread got de-railed.
Based on how his eyes were lookin', I don't think he even saw us. Hard to miss that buffalo head though. Nice horsey.
Man, I think this thread got de-railed.
Draw him a map and send him 10 blocks north on Battelfield rd, 5 bocks east on Kansas Expy, 20 blocks south on Sunshine St, 5 blocks east on Glenstone Ave, and then 10 blocks north on Battelfield.
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From: Plano, TX
Ahem...
It is my PROFESSIONAL opinion that those who make fun of Texas and people from Texas are in reality just jealous of Texans. 
They know deep down that their state pretty much sucks compared to the greatest state in the U.S. and THE greatest place to live on God's Green Earth.
So, in closing, to those on these forums that disagree with me, I have but one final statement....
IM A GOSH-DARN TEXAN AND PROUD OF IT!!!
And there's nothin you can do about it!
Peace out...ya'll.
They know deep down that their state pretty much sucks compared to the greatest state in the U.S. and THE greatest place to live on God's Green Earth.
So, in closing, to those on these forums that disagree with me, I have but one final statement....
IM A GOSH-DARN TEXAN AND PROUD OF IT!!! And there's nothin you can do about it!
Peace out...ya'll.
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From: Burleson, Texas
Originally Posted by CrAz3D
To run for governor I bet he had to have citizenship in Texas, SO he IS a Texan...literally
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From: Columbia Station, Ohio
Originally Posted by Stealth
Not by Texan standards. BTW, you make Texas sound like another country. Well, maybe it is.
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From: Somewhere in the EU
Originally Posted by Evil PSS-Mag
You don't know how hard it was for me NOT to send him on a wild goose chase across town.
Draw him a map and send him 10 blocks north on Battelfield rd, 5 bocks east on Kansas Expy, 20 blocks south on Sunshine St, 5 blocks east on Glenstone Ave, and then 10 blocks north on Battelfield.
Draw him a map and send him 10 blocks north on Battelfield rd, 5 bocks east on Kansas Expy, 20 blocks south on Sunshine St, 5 blocks east on Glenstone Ave, and then 10 blocks north on Battelfield.
By the way, even though it was my first time in Springfield, I know that Battlefield ran East and West, and the 13 (Kansas Expy) ran North and South . . . or else you mention these as reverse to demonstrate just how you would screw him up . . . that's probably it . . . I'm too tired to figure it out . . .
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by kobiashi
You, sir, are cruel.
By the way, even though it was my first time in Springfield, I know that Battlefield ran East and West, and the 13 (Kansas Expy) ran North and South . . . or else you mention these as reverse to demonstrate just how you would screw him up . . . that's probably it . . . I'm too tired to figure it out . . .
By the way, even though it was my first time in Springfield, I know that Battlefield ran East and West, and the 13 (Kansas Expy) ran North and South . . . or else you mention these as reverse to demonstrate just how you would screw him up . . . that's probably it . . . I'm too tired to figure it out . . .
You are correct, I was messed up, Kansas Exp is hwy 13 N/S.
Wouldn't matter, he wouldn't have known.
I'd say it's more than 10 blocks between Kansas Exp and Glenstone too.
Again he wouldn;t have known. He'd either get totlaly lost or would have found the route and made the whole circle back to us.
Good 30-45 mins drive, 2-3 hours if he walked it. LOL
Last edited by PSS-Mag; Jul 9, 2007 at 11:45 PM.
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From: Burleson/Athens/Brownsboro, TX
Originally Posted by Stealth
What's an amusement park got to do with history? You need to study.
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From: Your moms house
Originally Posted by Stealth
Hey Kobi, wait, I just realized I never called the retatd from Texas a Texan. Just being from Texas doesn't make you a Texan.
Says who?
If Kobi wants to be a Texan, he can be a Texan.
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Originally Posted by Stealth
I know my history.
Originally Posted by bluejay432000
So you've been to Six Flags, big deal.
Originally Posted by Stealth
What's an amusement park got to do with history? You need to study.
Originally Posted by bluejay432000
You learned your Texas history there!
Oh good grief....you two sound like a married couple.