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Old Jul 8, 2007 | 11:46 PM
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I don't have enough time nor enough energy to tell of all of my redneck stories. Ever gotten a tractor stuck in horse manure?
 
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by TexEdition
Just bear in mind that that idea was by us two fools straight outta Waco and everyone knows Wacoans are fu%*ed in the head..
its okay, im only here for another year.... Plus im really a DFW'an so im not really a true wacoan
 
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 02:57 AM
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"you can't hide redneck"
 
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 04:55 AM
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From: off the path in Louisiana
Originally Posted by TexEdition
When I was about 15 or so me and my best friend made a "mechanical bull" in his back yard. 4 railroad ties planted deep with a 50 gallon drum hooked to 4 garage door springs. That thing was a murderer.. lol... we all got hurt on it, there was a little guy named Robbie, small for his age, first time we got him on it and got it goin' he shot about 15' in the air. Pretty cool.

sad thing is, where i'm from, that's how you learned how to bull ride. one of the hardest parts was getting on the damn thing......
 
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Old Jul 12, 2007 | 12:40 AM
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sad thing is, where i'm from, that's how you learned how to bull ride. one of the hardest parts was getting on the damn thing......
LOL, yeah, had to get a boost up onto the thing.. the WORST part tho was the sorry little bit of foam we taped on for a "saddle".. talk about a ball-buster!
 
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Old Jul 12, 2007 | 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
Corb Lund - Truck Got Stuck

The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut,
Which eventually pulled out the Ford
With some difficulty.......
Ya, Ive lived that. Got my Ford stuck, called one buddy got his Chev stuck, called another and he got his Dodge stuck. All three were down to the diffs and two of us had to work in a few hours and the other missed a date

Also cut the tops off pop bottles when we ran outta beer cups, towed an old snowboard behind a half-ton to go ditch surfing. And Ive cooked eggs on my car engine. Thats just a few prime examples
 

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