Lets c sum redneck stuff that yall have done. Here is one of mine...yesterday we decided to go fishin n couldnt find the trailer for the flat bottom, so here was our solution. Got my lil brother n a buddy in the boat, n drug the SOB to the pond. It was a fun ride, especially since I couldn't keep the front tires of the 4 wheeler on the ground.



Sorry for bad pic, had to use the camera phone.

 

LOL

Definalty doesnt beat many things I have done, I find the phrase "you might be a redneck if" making it's way into many solutions everyday. However I try not to document the events in anyway shape or form. Witnesses are bad enough.

 

well right now i'm grillin' on the back deck in my underwear but, i got my boots on.

 

I saw a guy once flip a battery upside down and hold it on top of another one because he didn't have any booster cables. That beat the heck out of the old days when we would just touch bumpers and use a coat hanger across the positive terminals.

 

just another day...

we used to get the four wheeler and an old car hood. after a big rain we'd pull each other around on the carhood out in the field on the wet grass...

was awesome till you fell off...

 

When I was about 15 or so me and my best friend made a "mechanical bull" in his back yard. 4 railroad ties planted deep with a 50 gallon drum hooked to 4 garage door springs. That thing was a murderer.. lol... we all got hurt on it, there was a little guy named Robbie, small for his age, first time we got him on it and got it goin' he shot about 15' in the air. Pretty cool.

 

And that is exactly what we did after we got back from fishin. Fun as hell!!!

 

That just sounds like fun... ...might hafta grab a 30 pack n c what we can come up with

 

Just bear in mind that that idea was by us two fools straight outta Waco and everyone knows Wacoans are fu%*ed in the head..

 

It's all in the city's name. The first time I saw a sign that had Waco on it I laughed because I thought it was pronounced like whack-o, not way-co.

 

A few weeks ago some friends and I went up to north and some of them dragged their 4 wheelers out... well, 3 of them had winches... when they went to bed, I started them up and drove around the camp finding some good sturdy trees... I pulled the winch out and I winched them up to various trees. I got one up like 25'! (Talk about fun getting off the tree without killing myself!)

Best part is when they woke up!!! They crapped their pants thinking someone stole their 4 wheelers... till I told them to "look up yonder!"... the rest of the morning we were all drinking beer and discovering ways to get them down... finally one had the ***** to climb the trees to get them down. IT was hysterical...

 

Did someone call for a redneck? Checking in.


You're not the only one.

I remember the first time I went to TX. I kept seeing these signs for crossover. I was thinking that's a big damn town for all these signs. I figured it out eventually.

 

I was killing ants like this.

 

A few months ago I called my buddy with a 250 psd and told him I was about to get my truck stuck so he should leave to come pull me out. Needless to say I got stuck (it was in a retention pond)(we don't have a whole lot of places to go mudding around here lol). So he hooks up and tries to pull me out and gets himself stuck too. So now we have two sull size trucks, chaind together, and both stuck. I walked back to my neighborhood and knocked on this guy's door who lives a few streets down from me. He's got a 250sd with 23" of lift on 49s and a jeep on 63" tractor tires (known as the "jeep buggy"). I figured he could get us out. I'd never spoken to him before so it was kinda awkward at first. When he answered the door I introduced myself and told him I lived a few streets over. He said "Yeah, you're the one with the green Ford that's always muddy. Where ya stuck?". So we hop (well, more like "climb") in his SD and drive over there. He couldn't use his 4x4 for whatever reason but he said he would winch us out. He got me out with a little effort, but when he hooked up to my buddy's truck, the winch crapped out.

I have to stop here to say that this guy is one of the nicest people I've ever met, but he's not quite the smartest. He tells us that the winch just overheated, and he starts pouring pond water onto the winch's circuit board. It was then I realized he wasn't gonna winch my friend out. His Jeep was in the shop, so he called up his friend with an old (huge) Ford which still couldn't get my buddy out. By this point we had 5 4x4s there, but none of them could pull the truck out. Then somebody said it: "Why don't we just hook all the trucks together in a row and pull?".

So we did.

It was described by a passerby as "the most redneck thing I've ever seen".

But we got the truck out.

 

Corb Lund - Truck Got Stuck

The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut,
Which eventually pulled out the Ford
With some difficulty.......