Wallet left front. Keys right rear pocket. Knife clipped in front right pocket, chap stick also there. Handcannon IWB @ 4:00 position. Seldom carry cell unless shirtpocket.

 

That's not OCD, it's dyslexia.

 

I met one of my favorite ex-girlfriends that way.

It was back in the day, and I was working at Target. I needed some change for the pop machine, so I went up to one of my fellow co-workers and asked her if she could give me change for a dollar. It turned out she only had 95-cents in her purse, and offered that to me in exchange for my dollar bill.

Jokingly I asked, "What are you -- a Jew?" Turns out, she was......

Fortunately, she was a forgiving Jew, and we started dating soon afterwards. To this day, whenever I see her, she tells me I was always her mother's favorite of all her "Gentile Boyfriends"......

 

Shi*ty......

 

damn -

Where were you guys when I was writing my thesis? This stuff is GOLD!

:santa:

 

My "favorite" OCD issue...I will only eat M&M's 2 at a time and they have to be different colors and only one on each side of my mouth. As I read this forum I was eating them.

Oh and the blue and green ones are the last to eat and are ate in combination.

 

Keys and chapstick left front pocket. Cell phone and if wearing jeans a knife go in right front. Wallet right rear pocket.

Boat must be dust free before launching. Nothing can be in it when I launch (tube, cooler, towels, bags, etc). Boat must be completely wiped down once pulled out of the water, inside and out. Don't get sand in the boat, or I'll shoot you.

One weird thing I do is I type out words/sentences/phrases/etc in my mind. Hard to explain, but I do it.

 

You would have went crazy growing up with my family. Our ski hole was on a city reservoir accessed by about 5 miles of gravel road. That poor gelcoat.

 

OCD's I have a few.

1.) I cannot, and WILL not go to work without taking a shower first. like someone said, even if I have to be late, I'm taking a shower. Thank GOD my job doesn't sweat you for being late. At least, not this department. I had another manager that would call 5 minutes prior to start time, to make sure you were there... (And she called me military-minded...) I would not work for her again, for a annual salary of $300,000.00/year. $500,000- and I might consider it.

2.) Locks. Before we go to bed, I bet I check every door in the house 2-3 times, to make sure they're locked. Then, I make sure my garage door is down.

3.) Being in the Army for 10 years, I CAN"T STAND having hair on my head. So, if my hair ever reaches more than 1/8th of an inch in length, I break out the trimmers. (Not only that, but being near bald hides the gray.)

4.) Don't **** with my sun visors, if you don't see me pulling mine.

5.) I cannot get into an unmade bed. Even if I have to make it up first, then get in it.

6.) I will not go anywhere fancier than Wal-Mart, without ironing my shirt, and pants. And, if you see me in jeans, my jeans will be ironed, starched with creases so sharp, if you brush me, you might get cut.

 

Same here.
Ditto. And I thought I was the only one that carries chap stick everywhere I go. I never used to do it, but I do now. I wonder why.

 

And I forgot mine today...

Oh, and I shower EVERY morning. Doesn't matter what I'm doing or if I showered the night before.

 

After joining the Army, and experiencign winter in Germany for 2 years... I found that caramex in the little $1.29 white and yellow container, is way better than chapstick.

 

when im talking to a fine woman in front of me i always have to stare at their ***** for a second and while they are talking im imagine what she looks like without the shirt, i know this is weird but sometimes the conversations they have are so boring

 

 

That sounds similar to what I do. Let's take the time of 12:34 for example. 12 divided by 3 equals 4.