Ummm Red WTF happened with you?? What's with the Tundra, man i have been away way to long. Its a nice truck but when did this all happen (and send me some of your extra folden money) Buddie!!!


Bottom line is to sticl bubble wrap to the tops of all the tires and sit back and wait... holy Sh*t...

 

Wire their horn to the brake pedal or turn signal

 

What happens if they don't have a RWD?

1: You could deflate their tires.
2: Take their wipers off and lay them on their back seat.
3: Put 2 pennies in the hubcaps.
4: Jack their vehicle up and put the frame on cinderblocks.
5: Totally mess up their seats, rear view, mirrors, turn on wipers, turn on radio really loud, etc. So when they start the vehicle up they get a surprise.
6: Spray their brakes with WD40. (Comes off after 2 stops... but the first one is like they have NO brakes!)
7: Pour curdled milk in their HVAC intake.
8: Hang a ***** from their tow hook.
9: Jam the throttle body open to WOT.
10: Pull off the plugs to the MAF, IAC... etc Nice CEL Light... LOL

That's all I can think of...

 

Go to Mailboxes Etc or the UPS store and buy a bag of packing peanuts. The bag is about $8.00 and measures roughly 5' tall and 3' in diameter. Fill their vehicle up. Better yet, get two bags.

I used to do it all the time to people. It's easy but a b!tch to clean up and leaves NO damage. It's also fun to do it to people's cubicles if you work in that type atmosphere. Saran Wrap or Aluminum Foil their entry way as a door and then load 'em up!

Oh, and take lots of pictures!

 

Not my pictures but some I found od similar office pranks, doesnt look much different than mine did.





Office pranks are the best IMO.

 

When I was in highschool we jacked up my football coaches car(hond civic just enought that the wheels where barely off the ground. We used the red bricks to hold the wheels up off the ground. He got in it and put it in gear and went no where. When he finally figured it out he just pushed the car off of the bricks and drove like a bat out of hell out of the parking spot. I think we ran laps for two weeks but it was well worth it.

 

A quick office prank is to cut a piece of paper and tape it to the red "eye" of an optical mouse. Did it too my boss, he spent 30mins trying to figure out what happened before he went out and bought a new one. When I showed him what I did he was so impressed (embarassed) I got the old one.

 

Write on a post-it note that your "sorry for the damage you did to their car. Call me and I will happily pay for the repair," but dont give them a number. Then stick it on somebody's windshield. They'll be searching for the nonexistent damage for days.

 

Place a small block of wood under the clutch pedal so that it cannot be depressed far enough to start the car.

 

haha i did this one once. i took a pallet, put it under a buddy's car, used a pallet jack, lifted the car up, and moved it to a spot where the car couldn't come out without the jack

 

-bump-

my brother didnt like it too much when i put a crappie inside his passenger door panel. man did that ever stink!

 

Geez! Your a Di*k !

 

i read this thread i like this one best.
might take a while to get the detail right for a fast do though
it would be funny as hell to have the horn honk when you press the brake

LMAO

 

You did'nt hear this from me:

1.) Tinks #69 doe in heat lure. Amount dispersed depends on how bad they ticked you off. on the floor mat near the heater vents.

2.) some other cover scent( Red fox **** , Coyote ****) 5-6 drops.

3.) or take some of the formentioned bottled scents, use a q-tip to gently paint underneath the door handles. " did you smell something?"

This is for those fCkers that have really p*ssed you off. but as they say, paybacks are a BIATCH

 

My granddad, back when he was in high school, hit a gator that was in the middle of the road. It didn't kill it, just knocked it out. So he took the thing and put it in the back seat of his buddy's car! When the guy went and got in, it woke up and let out a hiss, and that guy jumped out real quick!