The size of your dingle-dangle may determine the gender of your baby...


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considering theyre 14, they might take that in a strange way.
but then again if you dont want them to make out with your daughter i assume the warning that they dont want you making out with them could scare them off, i think..

 

a couple of prairie oysters in a mason jar of fermalihyde
with a little sign that sayes ( this was the first boy that brought
my twins home late) sure did get some looks
mitch

 

I'm glad I have another 20 years before my son even thinks about dating... Ofcourse the next little one will have to wait even longer ... Having a boy first is good, older brother thing, so I wouldn't mind a girl or a boy next... but another boy means I am outnumbered 3 to 1...

 

That's what I was thinking!

 

20 years? Good thing you're leaving Las Vegas.

 

20 years? You're nuts. He's like... 1 year old now right? I'd give it less than 14 years til he has a girlfriend. Maybe 16 if he's ugly.

 

Thank goodness I had 2 boys. My niece is enough to worry about.

 

Every parent wishes their child doesn't date til they are older... my luck he'll bring a girl home in 5th grade... and that's when his father can take over
and I doubt he'll be ugly... have you not seen my gallery??

 

I have a fool proof method for never needing one of these. Don't have kids!

I know. Most people want to have a family. We don't all have to have kids though.

My girl and I plan not to have kids. No boys. No girls. We just have to worry about our neices and nephews. They provide enough stress.

I commend all of you who have taken on the roll of parent. You have one tough job.