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From: Georgia on my mind...
Pistols? Pfft, amateurs.
[Bill Engvall]Boy, look at me. You see that little girl over there? That's my little girl, man, and she is my life. And when you look at her, and you get ideas in your head for kissin'...and huggin'..., I want you to remember one thing:
I got no problem going back to prison.[/Bill Engvall]
[Bill Engvall]Boy, look at me. You see that little girl over there? That's my little girl, man, and she is my life. And when you look at her, and you get ideas in your head for kissin'...and huggin'..., I want you to remember one thing:
I got no problem going back to prison.[/Bill Engvall]
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From: Your moms house
Originally Posted by Quintin
Pistols? Pfft, amateurs.
[Bill Engvall]Boy, look at me. You see that little girl over there? That's my little girl, man, and she is my life. And when you look at her, and you get ideas in your head for kissin'...and huggin'..., I want you to remember one thing:
I got no problem going back to prison.[/Bill Engvall]
[Bill Engvall]Boy, look at me. You see that little girl over there? That's my little girl, man, and she is my life. And when you look at her, and you get ideas in your head for kissin'...and huggin'..., I want you to remember one thing:
I got no problem going back to prison.[/Bill Engvall]
Too messy....then again, I could just say he was walking on my lawn. 
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From: Somewhere near the back of beyond
Originally Posted by Zaairman
I'm the oldest of 5 boys... Something tells me God is going to play a dirty trick on me and give me all girls... Momma was the oldest of 6 girls... 
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From: HUSKER COUNTRY, USA
Originally Posted by Quintin
Pistols? Pfft, amateurs.
[Bill Engvall]Boy, look at me. You see that little girl over there? That's my little girl, man, and she is my life. And when you look at her, and you get ideas in your head for kissin'...and huggin'..., I want you to remember one thing:
I got no problem going back to prison.[/Bill Engvall]
[Bill Engvall]Boy, look at me. You see that little girl over there? That's my little girl, man, and she is my life. And when you look at her, and you get ideas in your head for kissin'...and huggin'..., I want you to remember one thing:
I got no problem going back to prison.[/Bill Engvall]
Well, the pistol is to be tucked in the shirt, while I'M CLEANING THE SHOTGUN and the young man arrives at my door.
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From: Southeast Louisiana
Originally Posted by RockPick
Don't say that...
I have a girl on the way... due to arrive in less than 2 months... *sighs*
I have a girl on the way... due to arrive in less than 2 months... *sighs*
